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  • FINALLY: A House Shaped Like A Dinosaur's Head
    April 3, 2013
    This is the OLS House designed by architectural studio J. Mayer H. and built near Stuttgart, Germany. It's supposed to like a dinosaur head. I would live there, and I would insist on not having a numbered street address. Because if "the house that looks like a dinosaur head"... / Continue →
  • Be My Friend?: Forever Alone Meme Desktop Statue
    April 2, 2013
    This is a $30 Forever Alone meme face statuette from ThinkGeek. It makes the perfect companion for the person with no companions. You know, I had a friend once. He might try to tell you we were just roommates, but we went halfsies on an entertainment stand so obviously there... / Continue →
  • WARNING: A Spider With A Screaming Face On Its Back
    February 13, 2013
    This is a shot from Ukrainian photographer Igor Ryabovr of an arachnid belonging to the Thomisidae family of crab spiders that has a scary screaming face on its back. Already terrified of spiders and can't handle that? Just pretend its the face of some cheap blow-up sex doll. ... / Continue →
  • MY NEW BFF: Human-Faced Dog Up For Adoption
    February 12, 2013
    This is Tonik, a "human-faced" poodle/shih-tzu mix looking for adoption. Tonik was at a kill shelter in Kentucky before being rescued by the Homeward Bound Animal Welfare Group ('Homeward Bound' -- I cried) and is currently waiting to find his forever home (after being photogr... / Continue →
  • Girl Lets Boyfriend Tattoo His Name Across Her Face Less Than 24-Hours After Meeting IRL (Originally Met Online)
    February 6, 2013
    This is Lesya Toumaniantz from Saransk, Russia. She let her tattoo artist boyfriend Rouslan Toumaniantz ink his name across her face the first time they met in real life after starting a relationship online. Rouslan must really have a thing for face tattoos because he's the s... / Continue →
  • Not So Handsome Now, Are You, Mr. Bond?: Every James Bond Actor's Face Morphed Into One Portrait Of Sadness
    January 10, 2013
    Remember last week's face morph of all the Batman actors? Well here's one with all the dudes who have ever played James Bond. I'm not gonna lie, it's not really making my panties fly off. "Because you're wearing an adult diaper?" GOOD ONE, JERK. But yeah, I have a leaky bl... / Continue →
  • Monkey With Creepy Face, Bright Blue Ass Discovered
    October 11, 2012
    This is Cercopithecus lomamiensis, a new species of monkey discovered in Africa (one of only two new species discovered in the past 26 years). It has a creepy, human-like face and a bright blue ass. Kind of like a Na'vi. There's a worthwhile shot of one's ass and balls after... / Continue →
  • BURN IT NOW: Realistic Human-y Yoda Head Sculpture
    October 2, 2012
    This is a human-like Yoda head sculpture lovingly crafted from my nightmares by artist Andrea Eusebi. Damn, Yoda looked so loveable in the movies when he was green -- with a human complexion he just looks...like a grandpa with bad ears. If Michael Phelps were 900 years old th... / Continue →
  • The Robot Inside Me: Cyborg Facepainting
    September 26, 2012
    This is some bloody cyborg bodyart painted by DeviantARTist Arisusandasu (Alice Sanders) on herself. Why you'd want to turn yourself into a cyborg is beyond me, but the doctors said my IQ is equal to like a squirrel's so there's not -- OOOH, NUTS! Also, Alice did a pretty goo... / Continue →
  • Fads Of The Future: Chanel Bejeweled Eyebrows
    March 13, 2012
    Seen here looking like someone who's dedicated her life to finding and killing Superman, a woman displays Chanel's new eyebrow jewels. You know, because those exist. Granted I'm not thrilled about it, but I also found out the lady who lives downstairs has been sifting through... / Continue →