Because I'm a firm believer in if I have to see something, so do you, here's an animated GIF of the Joker holding up his freshly removed face after having the Dollmaker cut it off for him at the end of Detective Comics #1. Now listen: I'm sorry if you had to see this at luncht... / Continue →

Remember last week's face morph of all the Batman actors? Well here's one with all the dudes who have ever played James Bond. I'm not gonna lie, it's not really making my panties fly off. "Because you're wearing an adult diaper?" GOOD ONE, JERK. But yeah, I have a leaky bl... / Continue →

This is a series of knitted monster masks created by Tracy Widdess of Brutal Knitting. Hell yeah, brutal knitting! *stabbing myself in the legs with those big needles* This ain't your grandma's quilting bee! Some of the masks look like aliens, some like monsters, and at lea... / Continue →

This is Scotch Tape, a series of people with their faces all wonked up with scotch tape by photographer Wes Namen. I don't know what these people looked like before, but they are lookin' fine as hell now. Take this first girl -- she may have only been a four before, but now? ... / Continue →

Because Japan prides itself on being on the cutting edge of weird, these saline solution "bagel head" injections are allegedly a growing trend in the country. Thankfully (if there can be a thankfully in this story), the bagel shape only lasts around 16 hours before the saline ... / Continue →

This is a picture of some dude who decided to get a classic "Darth Vader with flowers" tattoo on the side of his face. Hopefully it's a cover-up. I'm kidding, hopefully it's a stick-on. And whether you agree with brobro's taste in facial tattoos or not, one thing's for certa... / Continue →

This is a robotic face that's been designed and programmed to be able to imitate human facial expressions. What expression is she making? Hell if I know -- derpy maybe? HURRRRRRRR. The face was modeled after one of the scientist's wives, and the concept is that, if robotic... / Continue →

Remember Tadao Cern's 'Blow Job' photography series of extreme wind-blown faces? Well this is the minute-and-a-half video of the face-blowing in action. Not gonna lie, it's GOOD. Especially how some of the models' eyes keep flapping open when they want them shut. Man, that... / Continue →

I didn't want to post this because it's f***ing disgusting but I've gotten the tip at least a hundred times now and will probably get it hundred more because people don't understand that there's more to Geekologie than just the front page, but...I digress. A naked man was fata... / Continue →

This is a series of portraits by photographer Tadao Cern dirtily called Blow Job, showing people's faces being brutalized by high winds. God, they're all just so...gummy. I just couldn't do it. I'd be too afraid of my eyeballs getting blown out and then flapping around behin... / Continue →