This is Scotch Tape, a series of people with their faces all wonked up with scotch tape by photographer Wes Namen. I don't know what these people looked like before, but they are lookin' fine as hell now. Take this first girl -- she may have only been a four before, but now? ... / Continue →

This is a picture of some dude who decided to get a classic "Darth Vader with flowers" tattoo on the side of his face. Hopefully it's a cover-up. I'm kidding, hopefully it's a stick-on. And whether you agree with brobro's taste in facial tattoos or not, one thing's for certa... / Continue →

Remember Tadao Cern's 'Blow Job' photography series of extreme wind-blown faces? Well this is the minute-and-a-half video of the face-blowing in action. Not gonna lie, it's GOOD. Especially how some of the models' eyes keep flapping open when they want them shut. Man, that... / Continue →

This is a series of portraits by photographer Tadao Cern dirtily called Blow Job, showing people's faces being brutalized by high winds. God, they're all just so...gummy. I just couldn't do it. I'd be too afraid of my eyeballs getting blown out and then flapping around behin... / Continue →

Eyestro-mech, get it? I'm gonna punch myself till I bruise later. From Jangsara, the same makeup artist who brought us the Avengers eyeballs, comes this version of R2-D2 (R2-I2?). Hey -- I'm down for anything that promotes me gluing things to my face. No lie, one time I dip... / Continue →

Girl, has anybody told you you've got the starry-est eyes they've ever seen? Well they were making fun of you. Remember Kimberley? She's the girl who got 56 stars tattooed on her face, realized it was a bad idea, then tried to sue the artist by claiming she only asked for th... / Continue →

Seen here looking like someone who's dedicated her life to finding and killing Superman, a woman displays Chanel's new eyebrow jewels. You know, because those exist. Granted I'm not thrilled about it, but I also found out the lady who lives downstairs has been sifting through... / Continue →

You may have already seen it, but because the internet is a barren f***ing wasteland today, here's a video of a bunch of the cartoon face memes popularized by 4chan imagined in real life. The guys who made it did a pretty good job. The guy assembling the tacos at Taco Bell to... / Continue →

Because sometimes I like to get in touch with my feminine side (read: slip into one of my girlfriend's thongs and sass around in front of the bathroom mirror telling myself I'm a pretty lady), I can appreciate things like this. Also, the freedom your buttcheeks experience in a... / Continue →

This is a gallery of "genetic portraits" made by artist Ulric Collette by Photoshopping together photos of his family members. This is a father and daughter portrait here of Daniel, 60 and Amélie, 33. Not necessarily a new idea, but definitely the most Two-Face looking execut... / Continue →