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  • January 26, 2011
    Beard: real or Sharpie? Seen here proving denim's making a comeback, Ricky Lee Kalichun (who looks suspiciously like a short-bus zombie) was arrested after trying to drunkenly break into an old roommate's with his face all markered up and wielding a "large sword". LEARN HOW T... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because you can't not shit your pants. This is a video of what is allegedly the world's most realistic looking human face mask. It was made by the folks at SPFXMasks and is illegal for felons to purchase. Okay, I made that up. What I didn't mak... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2010
    Have trouble expressing yourself with words? Me too. That's why I let my fists do the talking. But for you pacifists (read: nancy boys) out there, there's this Asian style emoticon stamp you can use to embellish sexts pen pal letters or whatever the hell kids are into these ... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2010
    This is a picture of two people with the images of their profiles reversed. It's a terrible misuse of Photoshop and I don't like it. Not one bit. I don't care if the chick has tits on her back, she's giving me nightmares. And, if I play my cards right, a hug. Reversed Prof... / Continue →
  • February 21, 2010
    Borg cupcakes: that's what these are. Now I don't know too much about the Borgs except they've always scared the everliving crap out of me (literally, ask the popcorn sweeper in theater 11 after the 4:20 showing of First Contact back in '96), but it looks like two of them have... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2010
    Sure he looks like a stoned pug, but still: G for effort. AND Gizmo. The dress skirt is available for $2,100 from Alex and Chloe, and is, wait -- $2,100? You've got to be f***ing kidding me. "Gizmo" skirt in grey tweed with 'ear-pockets' and swarovski crystal eyes by BRIAN ... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2010
    Yesterday I posted the how to speak like a Na'vi handbook, and today comes a humorous video tutorial on how to do your makeup to look like a member of the fictional race of blue kittehs. Just throw on a loincloth and you're good to go! Where, I don't know, just as long as it ... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber. One side's a ball, and the other is giant freaking mustache. So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions). Add some low-cost laughs to your fre... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    These Pick Your Nose party cups from Fred are a set of 24 cups (2 each of 12 designs) with different noses printed on them. That way you can easily identify your beverage and not end up drinking from somebody's dipping spit-cup. WHICH HAPPENS. Plus, you you get to spice up y... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2009
    Want to rob a house? Need a mask? Pfft, just Sharpie your face off like these idiot morons! Note: +2 homoerotic style points to Matthew for opting for a Robin mask. Police said they had no trouble identifying two men accused of trying to break into a Carroll apartment. Po... / Continue →