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  • Pirate Eyepatch For Cars With A Burnt Out Headlight
    January 8, 2013
    This is the Healight Patch from Carmichael Collective. It covers a car's burnt out headlight with a badass piece of pirate flair. Clever, but a cop will still pull you over. Come on officer, you have to admit the eyepatch is pretty funny! "You were driving on the sidewalk."... / Continue →
  • The Moon In 3-D: No Star Trek Geordi Glasses Required!
    April 11, 2010
    Note: Click HERE for a full-size version of the image for the full effect. This is a stereoscopic shot of the moon. So if you cross your eyes like you would a Magic Eye picture, you should be able to see our natural satellite in 3-D. Oooooor get frustrated and Hulk-smash you... / Continue →
  • Laser Rifle Blinds Enemies From 2.5 Miles
    January 5, 2010
    So the military has a new laser rifle that can blind enemies from 2.5 miles. That's pretty far. For reference, that's half the distance between one road sign and another one 5 miles away. The weapon--which is technically a "long-range visual deterrent laser device for hail-a... / Continue →
  • September 19th Is Int'l Talk Like A Pirate Day!
    September 18, 2009
    That's right you salty, half-masted sons of wenches, tomorrow (September 19th) be International Talk Like A Pirate Day. And to celebrate, TellTale Games is giving away free 1-part episodes of Tales of Monkey Island. Also, I will be getting drunk all day wearing an eyepatch an... / Continue →
  • Miss You: The Pirate Bay Has Been Sold
    June 30, 2009
    The Pirate Bay, one of the world's best known torrent search portals, is being sold to some Swedish firm. It will no longer be so piratey. Global Gaming Factory X AB, a Swedish firm that runs Internet cafes and game centers, plans to buy The Pirate Bay for 60 million kronor ... / Continue →
  • Aaah, I Got A Brick In My Eye!: LEGO Glasses
    May 10, 2009
    LEGO Sunglasses are the result of the famous toy manufacturer bedding French optics company Lynx Optique. Just some heavy petting and dry humping though. The glasses, which have the iconic LEGO nubbins on the sides, allow the wearer to pimp them out by attaching LEGO pieces. ... / Continue →
  • Man Wants Camera Installed In Prosthetic Eye, Temporarily Settles For Terminator Eye
    April 21, 2009
    Rob Spence has had eye problems since a shooting accident at 13. Now 36, Rob had the eye removed three years ago and decided he wants a video camera in it's place. Only problem: getting a video camera in its place. Thus far, they've built devices that create wireless NTSC si... / Continue →
  • Lookin' Good: Disposable Tape Sunglasses
    March 3, 2009
    Let's face it: we all sit on our expensive sunglasses. Perhaps not everyone for sexual gratification, but whatever, they still break. Enter disposable tape sunglasses by designers Azumi & David. They come on a roll like packing tape and are perforated for easy detachment. Y... / Continue →