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  • April 1, 2013
    Pocketbands are rubber bracelets with a small hidden pocket on the inside for storing money, keys, and drugs. They're currently a Kickstarter campaign created by Devin Eisner but have already been funded and the bracelets will go into production this month. Granted they're no ... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2013
    Bad news -- we're out of strawberries and whipped cream. In news I refuse to believe, a recent study from the University of Alabama at Birmingham (go Dragons!) suggests that the average sex act only burns 21-calories. Of course, the average sex act in Alabama is 30-seconds of... / Continue →
  • October 16, 2012
    This is a video of a dude solving a Rubik's cube in 25-seconds while doing one-armed pushups. Impressive, but I just got finished solving a Rubik's cube in 15-seconds doing NO-ARMED pushups. "Are no-armed pushups when you just lay there?" YEP. "And did you actually solve th... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2012
    This is Brewer Ledge Inc's Treadwall. It's a vertical treadmill for rock-climbing. You can adjust the speed, as well as the angle of the wall from +5 to -20 degrees so you can even climb hanging upside down. I really hope my gym gets one, but mostly just to sneak in at night... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2012
    Note: No screencap can do the thing justice, just play the video and skip around. This is the 'Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power' exercise machine from Korea. It's supposed to emulate the action of horseback riding, but it looks more like a cross between booty-grinding somebody'... / Continue →
  • July 18, 2012
    Note: Larger version HERE where you can read all the green doohickies. What are those called? "Words." I don't like them! Also, somebody call Hoarders/My Strange Addiction. These are the contents of Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak's backpack. Except this isn't even all of ... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2012
    Because what better way to make me not want to use steroids than featuring a fictional character who obtained his incredible physique by entirely unnatural means and personifies rage, The Hulk will appear on the cover of an upcoming Avengers themed Muscle & Fitness magazine. T... / Continue →
  • April 3, 2012
    This is a video of a girl in her dorm room (I miss bunk-beds!) freestyle pole-dancing (I prefer to think of it as pole-exercising so it doesn't have such a strippy connotation) to Portal 2's ending credits jam, 'Want You Gone'. That's it -- a girl dancing to a song from a vide... / Continue →
  • March 29, 2012
    Seen here depressing the hell out of me, Chunky takes a ride on the world's first stair elevator designed for overweight dogs. Wait -- CHUNKY? That's like a self fulfilling prophecy! *makes note to name son Richen Handsome McTakecareofdadwhenhe'sold* Although it is still ... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2011
    Crusty drawls, yo. $32 Calorie Shapers are resin-coated biker-shorts/sparkle-panties that are stiffer than regular boxer-briefs and, when walked in 1.5-hours a day per week, can burn enough additional calories to offset 16-ounces of beer. WELL WOOPTIE-F***IN'-DO-DA. I'd rath... / Continue →