Sep 25 2009 Force Choke (And Spit Up): Baby Vaders

MORE: baby , children , costume , cute , darth prune , darth vader , dress-up , evil , halloween , kids , luke i am your baby's costume , young , youth

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Apparently these costumes have been around for a while now but I didn't know because I don't have any business shopping for Darth Vader baby get-ups (I just sign the child support checks). But Geekologie Reader Tengku Edzuan decided to take a different approach to child rearing and bought this costume for his son. That's him there. Cute, huh? BUT DON'T EVEN THINK FOR A SECOND HE'S NOT ALL DARK SITH LORD, because he 100% is. I heard one time he caught a stuffed animal eying his binky and Force choke-slammed that sucker into a pile of alphabet blocks. Brutal!

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Jun 14 2009 Childhood Fears Recreated As Photographs

MORE: aaaahh , childhood , children , creepy , crying , evil , frightening , good job , holy crap , impressive , kids , mommy , monsters , photography , run for you life , scarred , scary , yikes! , zomg

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Joshua Hoffine is a photographer who recreates scenes of childhood fears. They are scary.

My images are not photoshop collages.I use photoshop to finesse details and to adjust color and contrast for printing.I use friends and family members as actors and crew.Everyone works for free. We do it for fun.

Wow -- I know one guy who's gonna be sleeping with his light on tonight. His fleshlight. God, I can't believe I even know what that is. No, no I'm not.

Hit the jump for several of my favorites, then hit the link for a bunch more.

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May 5 2009 Superfailure Personal Ads: Consortium Of Evil Seeks Shadowhare's True Identity

MORE: ad , but can we trust him? , costume , craigslist , evil , famous , hmm , i'd hit it , mask , mystery , personal ads , spy , superhero , sure why not , sv seeking sh , website , worth a try

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That's right, "E" from the Cincinnati-based Consortium of Evil, put up a Craigslist ad seeking Shadowhare's true identity in order to put a stop to the do-gooder and his ragtag bag of spandex-laden friends. Plus, he's offering a hefty $10 reward. Which, even though I promised Shadowhare I wouldn't betray him, is too good to pass up. So, "E":

Shadowhare is -- are you sure you're ready for this? And I will get a $10 bill and not like 40 quarters, right? Okay, Shadowhare is -- can I get you a glass of water or something? No, I'm not stalling, of course I know who he is. I'm just trying to build suspense. Fine. Shadowhare is....a dork. BOOM -- Hamilton me, bitch!

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Thanks to egleaves -- OR SHOULD I CALL YOU "E" FROM THE CONSORTIUM OF EVIL!?! egleaves? Okay.

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