Jun 23 2009 Vacuum: Oh Yeah, You Clean Those Drapes
This is basically an updated version of the Proton Packs used by the Ghostbusters. Allegedly, it can suck a ghost through a garden hose. And speaking of which, hey lady -- I've got a little something that could use some...no? We're not going there? Okay.
Capable of cleaning virtually any surface from carpet to tile to stone or hardwood floors., the Ergonomic Backpack Vacuum comes with a powerful suction that is even able to tackle items like broken glass, confetti, nuts and bolts and pet hair among others. Each $170 purchase will come with padded backpack straps, a HEPA filter to remove 99.9% of all dust, telescoping wand, easy reach attachments, a 26 ft. power cord, reusable collection bag and six disposable bags.
Hell yeah broken glass, confetti, nuts and bolts and pet hair -- that sounds like a party! So why wasn't I invited. Is it because of last time? I already told you -- I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE BATHROOM!
Ergonomic Backpack Vacuum [ubergizmo]
Thanks to sarah, FDSY and Chris, who must really love vacuums. Or sucking. SWISH.
Nov 10 2008 It's About Time!: A Comfy Computer Chair
While this was originally designed as a barstool for kilt-wearing Scots, I think we can all agree it doubles as the world's most ergonomic computer chair. It even has an ashtray for cigars!
Scottish Bar Stool (for Kilts) [imagef1]
Thanks to Ubergeek85, 85th in line for the the throne.
Apr 4 2008 Ergonomic Coffee Mug Fits Your Lips
This is a coffee mug designed with a thin wall at the top that's slightly curved to conform to your lips. Now, you know how much I hate to brag, but I can drink like a grown up and don't have any problems with a regular mug. But if you're one of the people out there that can't manage to drink your morning coffee without spilling all over yourself, I have an alternative solution: Ask your mommy to get you a sippy cup the next time she's at the store picking up your diapers. Oooh, burn!
Jan 30 2008 Mold Your Mouse Into Any Shape You Want
Is your mouse not ergonomic enough? If you answered yes then here's the mouse for you. The Lite-On Technology Moldable Mouse is made from lightweight moldable clay covered by a nylon and polyurethane fabric. You mold it into the shape you want, slap on the buttons and scroll pad (which communicate with the device via radio) and you're good to go. The design was even good enough to win a Red Dot Design Award. I know I really need one -- I think I'm getting crappy tunnel from my non-ergonomic mouse. This would be great for people like me or anyone that was born with a lobster claw instead of an arm. And if you were born with a lobster claw instead of an arm I want to eat it.
Lite-On Technology Mouldable Mouse Offers Advanced Innovative Ergonomics [tfts]
Thanks to Melissa, who was born with angel wings, for the tip
Dec 27 2007 Chair Provides Maximum Butticular Comfort
The Ayur chair costs a staggering $500 and looks funny. From the two-tone seat to the little hotdog of a backrest, it's 100% wack. However, as you can see from the picture it got an 8 out of 10 in some test or poll. Although that may be the date it came out or something, I don't really know because I'm an idiot and I can't read what it says. Anyways, the chair allegedly "provides perfect lumbar support while ergonomically lifting and separating your butt cheeks for optimum comfort." Well count me the f in! Just what I've always needed, lifted and separated butt cheeks! That way it'll be even easier for my perv of an office-mate to jam a pen up my ass when I'm busy playing Mine Sweeper. Which he does do. And which does suck. I think I'm going to have to kill him.
Note: Not totally sure what the woman is doing in that second pose, but I like it whatever it is.
Ayur Chair Protects The Bum [electroplankton]
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