Note: It's Columbo Day and I'm using it to take care of some real-life stuff. If I disappear all of a sudden in a cloud of smoke just know that I'm a powerful magician and will reappear tomorrow, possibly out of a top-hat. This is The Ohio State University's marching band p... / Continue →

This is a growing series of Pokemon reimagined as Tim Burton characters by artist Hat Boy. Is Hat Boy secretly Tim Burton in disguise? No. I mean I guess he COULD be, but he's probably not. His name's probably not even Tim. Or Hat Boy. Then who is this man of mystery?! Is... / Continue →

Sony, a company best known for the Walkman WHICH THEY'VE FOOLISHLY DISCONTINUED, has decided they're going to stop buying all the 3-D glasses patrons wear when they watch one of their movies and pass the cost along to theaters, who, in turn, are going to pass it right on to mov... / Continue →

...in Aqaba, Jordan, so a road-trip is probably out of the question. Still, maybe you could take a spaceship. Get it? Like they do in Star Trek! "Great tie-in, GW." Thanks, I've been cooking that one up all weekend. Jk jk, but I did come up with it when I hit my head on t... / Continue →

Note: Trying to follow that tiny-ass picture will only end with you throwing up your arms, yelling 'screw it all!' and watching porn. Click HERE for the full-size, legible version. If you're anything like me, you're a terrible decision maker. And not just because you find it... / Continue →

This isn't the first time we've seen Boba Fett playing Saria's Song on the accordion, but maybe you didn't catch the first one. Me? I catched 'em all. "Caught not catched, dumbass." Yeah well your crotch is about to catch my fist if you don't stop correcting me! "MY JUNK... / Continue →

Listen: just cancel it now and give me half the money you planned on spending. Because modern television knows no shame, Merv Griffin Entertainment is entertaining(!) the idea of a Pac-Man themed gameshow. If produced, it will undoubtedly suck monster power-pellets. "The ide... / Continue →

Remember Omegle, the website that sets you up with a random chatting partner? Well Chatroulette is the same thing -- WITH ADDED WEBCAM! It's mostly dudes and like two creepy chicks (one was singing into a paper squirrel cutout glued to a popsicle stick -- not even kidding), a... / Continue →

FOR THE LAST TIME, IT WASN'T ME. I've already been contacted by the authorities and while I may have had some interest in one of the human-operated dinos, I wouldn't be caught dead stealing a ROBOTIC model. I just couldn't do it. Literally, no boner. Staff noticed the 1.5m ... / Continue →

The Humunga Stache is a $12 piece of molded rubber. One side's a ball, and the other is giant freaking mustache. So when your dog bites the ball, guess what happens! (Hint: you take pictures and post them Facebook with clever captions). Add some low-cost laughs to your fre... / Continue →