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  • December 27, 2009
    Proof that we've pretty much given up on ever turning this economy around, the New York Stock Exchange had Darth Vader ring the opening bell on the 22nd. Really? You let the Supreme Commander of the Galactic Empire ring the bell? WTF?! Jesus, why don't we just give him the ... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2009
    Tough economic times call for even tougher men patrolling the streets with leather chaps and cute hats. And I am one of those men. Also, you don't want to spend too much money during a recession because then you won't have enough for drinking. And drinking, as I'm sure many ... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2009
    Finally, some good news. Thanks to the current global economic crisis, many robots in Japan are finding themselves out of work. And, hopefully, oil. Rust and die you dirty bastards! Japan's legions of robots, the world's largest fleet of mechanized workers, are being idled ... / Continue →