Jun 12 2008 Anatomy Of A Gummi Bear (They Have Bones)

From the same artist that brought us the anatomy of a balloon animal comes this anatomical study of gummi bears. As you can see, there's a lot more going on inside than just delicious gummidom. They've got brains, bones, and even penises. So yeah, not eating gummi bears anymore. Say, have I ever told you about the time I bet my roommate he couldn't fit a whole package of gummis in his mouth at once? Yeah, he choked to death. Now I have the big room!

Artist's Site (hit it for a bigger picture and other cool art)

Thanks Alex and Shawn, I didn't like gnawing the heads off those gummy bastards anyways

May 21 2008 Gourmet Chocolates Shaped Like, Uh, Yeah

I tried to avoid posting these because the product is sophomoric and I'm a real class act with serious journalistic integrity, but I got the tip so many times that I figured I pretty much had to. So here it is, the Incredible Edible Anus. You heard correct -- butthole shaped chocolates. You can order a box of 12 (unknown price) or a single 35mm x 25mm x 25mm 'Big Boy' for about $6. And for a limited time you can get one made out of pure silver for about $470! "People come and people go. Our solid silver anus is immune from the daily wear and tear that similar products experience." I assume they're talking about actual buttholes there. Grossed out yet? I have been for fifteen minutes already. Take it away, testimonials!

'They're fab - I want to get my hands on some more!' Graham Norton - TV Presenter

'Say 'Thank You' with a box of delightful chocolate starfish.'
Bizarre Magazine

'The very existence of these Milk Chocolate B*mholes probably heralds the destruction of the Earth by fire. And about time, too.'
G Scene Magazine

'Thanks for the Incredible Silver Anus, it was a wedding gift. '
Buyer: courtney.bell

'The best anus I've ever paid for. First Class Service and well packaged. Cheers '
Buyer: 123thomaspope

'FUNNY GAG. TASTES GOOD TOO CONSIDERING IM EATING SOMEONES ASS!!! THANKS!! '
Buyer: srhmusic

Self-confessed anal-choco-holic, excellent fix! speedy delivery, supa service*** '
Buyer: mariamerton10x

I wonder who made the mold. And whether or not they've tried one.

Product Site (check out the URL)

Thanks Allyson, Shawn, and Greg, this is just what I wanted to wake up to

May 19 2008 Now That's Crabby: Half Life 2 Head-Crab Hat

This may be as old as the hills, I honestly have no idea. But if it is there's nobody to blame but yourself, for not sending me the tip earlier. So yeah, marinate on that little knowledge nugget for a minute. Anyway, a loyal reader did send the tip, and here they are -- Half Life 2 Head-Crab (aka head-humper) Hats. Made out of 100% head-crab, the $30 hats are guaranteed to turn you into a lifeless zombie (see picture, above). I just ordered one and whenever I wear it I'm going to drool a lot and pretend I'm a zombie. That's going to be funny isn't it? No, it's not. Say, did I ever tell you about the crabs I got from a toothless hooker in Baltimore? $80 for a whole bushel of jumbo Maryland blues. Freaking great deal.

Several more pictures of the hat after the jump.

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