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  • Reading Rainbow Theme Gets The Rock Treatment
    June 7, 2012
    This is a video of TheHumanTim performing a rock version of the theme from LaVar Burton's Reading Rainbow. Not gonna lie, it could have used some Geekologie Writer vocals. *clearing throat* ♫ Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look It's in a book A Reading R... / Continue →
  • Heartwarming: Marvel Creates Superhero To Encourage Hearing-Impaired Boy To Wear His Hearing Aid
    May 24, 2012
    Four year-old Anthony Smith suffers from hearing loss and has to wear a blue hearing aid (Blue?! MAKE IT FLESH TONE). The only problem is he doesn't like wearing his hearing aid because none of the superheroes in comics do. Enter Anthony's concerned mother, stage left. No --... / Continue →
  • That...Is Creepy: iPhone Cases That Look Like Somebody Else's Ear When Making A Call
    September 14, 2011
    Listen: I hate my ears as much as the next person with grotesquely oversized lobes, but do see me designing $20 iPhone cases that make it look like I'm rocking different ears? No, you don't. But mostly because you can't actually see me at all, and you should be thankful for t... / Continue →
  • Well It's About Time!: Finally, A Decent Pair Of Mind-Controlled Cat Ears
    May 7, 2011
    Forget cat ears, I wanna know more about that hunk on the poster! This is a pair of mind-controlled cat ears designed by Neurowear. Basically, when you're not concentrating (which is always for me), they lay down. When you focus, they perk up. If you try wrapping your head ... / Continue →
  • More Games With Updated Sound Effects
    March 11, 2011
    Remember earlier this week when I posted a video of Super Mario Bros. with updated sound effects and you were all like "LAME!" "donkeyballs!" "GW suuuuuuucks"? Well here's another one created by sound-designer Jake Kaufman with a bunch of other games just to spite you. YOU HE... / Continue →
  • Wait, What?: There's A G-Spot In The Ear?!?!
    February 24, 2011
    Proving that I've been treasure hunting in the wrong place my entire life, Vietnamese fans of 'ear-picking' claim there's a g-spot in the ear capable of producing orgasm-like reactions. Wait -- what?! Also, WTF is ear-picking? I'm not gonna lie, that shit sounds nasty. *wip... / Continue →
  • Jurassic Park Theme Played 1,000% Slower
    January 20, 2011
    Note: The most romantic hour of audio to make sweet, prehistoric love to is after the jump. This is John Williams' iconic theme to Jurassic Park slowed down 1,000%, stretching it out to just under an hour of pure, unadulterated sensuality. Just kidding, I adulterated it right... / Continue →
  • Neato: Your Musical Preference As A Graph
    October 19, 2010
    Ever wonder what your musical preference would look like plotted against time? Me neither, but only because I spend my time wondering about more important stuff. Stuff like, oh I don't know, what's the optimal peanut butter to jelly ratio for a sandwich. And, even more impor... / Continue →
  • Security: Biometric Ear Scanners Coming?
    October 12, 2010
    Aural fetish "scientists" at the University of South Hampton claim they've developed a biometric ear scanner than can identify individuals with almost perfect accuracy. I'm skeptical, but still cutting both my ears off tonight. Suck it, Van Gogh -- GO BIG OR GO HOME! Biometr... / Continue →
  • Hands-Free!: A Mouth-Powered Light Switch
    September 27, 2010
    Chris Haines (not to be confused with pedo-buster Chris Hansen) designed this 'Turn Me On' power switch. It turns lights on and off not by the flick of a finger, but by the blow of an ear. How erotic! Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW -- wouldn't it be easier to find ... / Continue →