This is an anti-crack public service ad from Brazil that slowly gets eaten by mealworms to let people know that if you do crack, insects will come and eat your f***ing face off. Just like they taught us in D.A.R.E. The posters were actually made of thin sheets of dough instea... / Continue →

20-year old failures Nathan Teklemariam and Carson Rinehart were arrested after accidentally butt-dialing 911 during a car burglary spree. That...is a really unfortunate butt-dial (and I know a guy who called his girlfriend while he was making out with her brother). When th... / Continue →

This is a video of a woman presumably methed out of her mind doing her grocery shopping at Wal-Mart. I can't tell if the drugs make her super efficient at shopping or not, but my guess is she's probably not gonna be able to pay for everything she puts in her cart when she mak... / Continue →

This is Bathing Bad, a line of Breaking Bad inspired bath salts created by Great Face & Body Spa with the same sky blue color as Walter White's infamous meth. An 8-oz bag from Firebox will set you back $23 and they are NOT to be confused with the designer drug bath salts you s... / Continue →

In solid alibi news, 19-year old Jerimiah Hartline stole a tractor trailer in California last Saturday, then sped it down a highway before crashing it on its side, causing several other accidents. And all because zombies were chasing him. You laugh now, but in the future that... / Continue →

A 16-year old girl and her 15-year old BFF (and future cellmate) used prescription sleeping pills to lace the milkshakes of the 16-year old's parents so they would fall asleep and the girls could use the internet after their 10PM 'no internet use' curfew. Presumably to webcam ... / Continue →

Plastic drinkware manufacturer Drink Savvy (links to Indiegogo fundraising site if you want to contribute) has developed a cocktail cup that provides a visual warning if it detects the presence of the three most common date rape drugs (GHB, ketamine and rohypnol). Wow, druggin... / Continue →

In a recent survey, 9 out of 10 women agreed, I'm not attractive. The other woman was my mom. Enter Tefina, a new drug that may increase a woman's libido and which I will probably utilize to develop a new cologne that makes me irresistible to the ladies (and hopefully not wol... / Continue →

In 'Just bite me now' news, scientists are hard at work developing new ultra-powerful painkillers from a peptide found in black mamba venom. And I, for one, plan on testing these new drugs and zoning out to Home Shopping Network for six hours straight. "The TV isn't even on."... / Continue →

This is a shot of Carrie Fisher's coke nail making an appearance in Return of the Jedi. It's for snorting coke when you don't have time to sit down and rake out lines. You know, for the more active coke-blower. 'We did cocaine on the set of Empire, in the ice planet [the sec... / Continue →