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  • Drugs Are Bad: Woman On Meth Shopping At Walmart
    May 1, 2013
    This is a video of a woman presumably methed out of her mind doing her grocery shopping at Wal-Mart. I can't tell if the drugs make her super efficient at shopping or not, but my guess is she's probably not gonna be able to pay for everything she puts in her cart when she mak... / Continue →
  • Kids These Days (Are Smoking Fun-Dip And Smarties)
    February 22, 2013
    Because kids love experimenting in the dumbest ways, a group of fourth and fifth graders in South Carolina were recently caught smoking and snorting Fun-Dip powder and crushed up Smarties at school to create "smoke". What a bunch of morons. "Says the guy who's snorted salt an... / Continue →
  • Good Idea: A Date-Rape Drug Detecting Straw
    August 10, 2011
    Seen here about to spike a woman's Mai Tai with a tropical Skittle, a creeper creeps on an unsuspecting pair of women. But thankfully, the straw, that, while normally clear, will turn cloudy in the presence of date-rape drugs GHB, ketamine and, after some further testing, roof... / Continue →
  • For Grass Types: The Pokéball Herb Grinder
    August 2, 2011
    This is a couple shots of Geekologie Reader El Gostro's homemade Pokéball themed herb grinder. It's for cooking. Jk jk, it's for grinding marijuana. But probably not the good stuff because then you'd want one with a keif screen to prevent all those trichromes from going to ... / Continue →
  • Salvia: It Can Make Your Boyfriend Disappear
    July 5, 2011
    Note: Video must be watched to completion. This is a video of a couple smoking salvia without anybody to keep an eye on them. It's...not a good idea. Eventually, Doro the Explorer gets restless and decides to take off an adventure. And what an adventure he has! SPOILER: Ri... / Continue →
  • BUSTED!: Idiot Moron Meth Dealer's Comic Book Based Money Laundering Scheme
    March 6, 2011
    Should've called the Maytag Man. Get it? I'm gonna punch myself so hard! Clearly disregarding Captain America's hatred of illicit substances, 30-year old Colorado meth dealer AARON CASTRO spent all the proceeds from his lucrative drug dealin' on comic books. Like, $500,000 ... / Continue →
  • The Cannapult: Border Security Confiscate Weed-Tossing Catapult At US/Mexico Border
    January 27, 2011
    Cannapult, get it? Like cannabis. Alternatively, the catapot. A catapult used to launch 2-kilo (4.4lb) bricks of shitty Mexican schwag over the border was confiscated by Mexican authorities earlier this week, bringing Wile E. Coyote's drug smuggling operation to a screechi... / Continue →
  • NEEDLE TO THE VEIN!: A LEGO Syringe
    December 2, 2010
    I hate needles. Needles and robots can both go jump into a volcano as far as I'm concerned. Preferably one that leads straight to hell. But NOT a beach, because I stepped on a needle at the beach once and -- joking, that was a jellyfish. Still hurt though. Not as bad as th... / Continue →
  • Monkey Smoking Out Of XBox Controller Pipe
    November 29, 2010
    Seen here looking like the lovechild of a simian and the lesser GW, some kid went and made himself an XBox controller pipe. I assume this image was captured as he snuck out of his basement abode for a hit right before his mommy called him to Thanksgiving dinner so he'd be suff... / Continue →
  • Bill Nye The (Hardcore Badass) Science Guy Faints On Stage, Gets Up, Finishes Speech
    November 17, 2010
    Bill Nye is the bee's knees. He's interesting and he knows science. What he doesn't know is pain or proper medical procedures, which is why he got up and finished his speech after fainting on stage during a presentation at USC last night. GOD, WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME -- I... / Continue →