This is the Flask Tie, a necktie with a removable hidden flask pouch inside. It's made by the same company that brought us the Pillow Tie, and comes in a variety of slanty striped color combos for $25. The hidden pouch holds half a pint (8oz) of your favorite beverage and is ... / Continue →

This is a series of nine Avengers character themed cocktails from The More I Arty. They don't really sound like the best tasting recipes, but you throw a little umbrella in the glass and I'll drink just about anything. Add a little pirate cutlass with some fruit skewered on i... / Continue →

This is a homemade bartending machine that creates cocktails simply by typing. Every letter corresponds to a different flavor, and, by typing a word, you create a drink that, most likely, will taste like shit. But who cares -- it's f***ing booze! *pounding keyboard* SUPERCA... / Continue →

This is a meme-themed drink menu from the AFK (away from keyboard, noobs!) Tavern in Everett, Washington. I don't know about you, but I would drink all of those. Then puke. Then do it all over again. "You have a problem." Oh yeah, since when is appreciating an internet mem... / Continue →

This is a video of the Nurd Rage guy (FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!), who hands down has one of the best voices of our generation, weakening the structural integrity of a Coke can by adding a drop of gallium to the lid, and then scratching the surface to allow the gallium to diffuse into ... / Continue →

Because variety is the spice of life (sometimes I have a hotdog AND cheeseburger for lunch), 7-11 is launching a dual-chambered Slurpee cup in June so you can suck two flavors at once. But that's not all! There will also be straws available with a valve inside so you have the... / Continue →

According to a story by NPR's This American Life, the 125-year old top-secret Coca-Cola Classic recipe was accidentally leaked in the photo accompanying a 1979 Atlanta newspaper article about the soda giant, but nobody noticed it until now. You're going down, Coke! Well, as s... / Continue →

Night Café (not to be confused with the 1888 Van Gogh by the same name) is a new line of canned alcoholic beverages from Japan that mix the deliciousness of whiskey with the caffeine of coffee and tea. Think 'Four Loco', but waaaaaaaay less insane in the membrane. Dammit, I... / Continue →

Drink coasters: I usually don't use them. Occasionally I'll set a beer on a DVD or magazine, but for the most part I just use the floor. That way I can knock over a bottle every time I get up. Haha -- like I drink out of bottles! What do I look like, a f***ing money tree?!... / Continue →

Kidding, there's no such thing as too far when it comes to bacon. Except I'm vegetarian so the closest I ever come is fake bacon which tastes like shit every time I eat i which is often because I'm always hoping the next time it doesn't. But it never fails to disappoint. You... / Continue →