Apr 25 2009 Bear Grylls Drinks Elephant Dung Juice

MORE: bacteria , death , doodoo , doody , emergency , health risks , healthy , holy crap , horf , i'd rather die , i've seen it all now , juice , large , liquid , liquid nourishment , living , nasty , no no no , no thanks , not for me , not right , omg , omgwtfbbqelephantshit , pass , sure why not , survival , water , wow , wrong but so right , wtf is that! , wtf were you thinking? , zomg

This video is like two years old so if you've seen it, congratulations, free Geekologie bumper sticker. Just leave an 'OLD' and your bank account info in the comments and I'll have it transferred first thing Monday morning. Anyway, did you know that in an emergency situation you can drink the juice out of elephant shit? No, because you'd rather die. And I'd imagine puking afterward would probably end up doing more harm than good. But Bear Grylls is all man. Also, I love how a piece of shit almost falls in his mouth at 0:34, classic.

Youtube

Thanks to Tim, who tried it with baby shit and *HORF*

Comments ( 54 ) Digg Reddit Del.ici.ous

Feb 7 2009 Doctoral Student Furious After University Throws Out His Collection Of Lizard Dung

MORE: bag , biology , college , doctor , doodoo , doody , dookie , fail , fetish , gross , herpetology , holy crap , i'd have thrown it out too , learning is fun , lizard , nasty , okay , school , sexy , sick , student , sure why not , wtf

lizard-dung.jpg

Typically, you don't want bags of crap hanging around for too long. But not Daniel Bennett -- he loves that shit! Now he's furious that Leeds University custodians threw away part of his doctoral work -- a 77lb bag of Butaan Lizard dung it took him 7 years to collect.

"Whether it was the largest collection of lizard shit in the world is uncertain, but it certainly contained the only dietary sample from that little-known species Varanus olivaceus, and probably the most complete dietary record of any single population of animals in South East Asia. Its loss left me reeling and altered the course of my life forever."

First of all, Daniel, I don't think "shit" is the proper scientific nomenclature. And secondly, if losing a bag of crap can alter the course of your life forever, well, it's time you take a long, hard look at your life anyways. Just saying, tons of birdshit on my car.

University apologises for lizard dung clear-out [wigantoday]

Thanks to RyanThePerson, who is an actual human and not just shit stacked that high.

Comments ( 21 ) Digg Reddit Del.ici.ous

Apr 10 2008 Security Briefs Prevent Theft, Unless Thief Is Really, Really Desperate Or Just Plain Gross

MORE: doody , dookie , grody , gross , jewelry , money , nasty , oopsie , security , sick , underwear , vacation

security-briefs.jpg

Security briefs are underwear that have a nasty stain in the back and a hidden Velcro compartment in front to stash your valuables. They cost $10 and are pretty gross. The idea (I presume) is that the shifty maid cleaning your hotel room will go through your bags looking for treasure, instead find what appears to be the skid marks of a landing seven-forty-shitven, puke in your suitcase, and quit her job. She may become a nun or prostitute, but she won't ever work at a laundromat.

An uncensored picture after the jump (like I really did a good job with the box).

Continue Reading " Security Briefs Prevent Theft, Unless Thief Is Really, Really Desperate Or Just Plain Gross "

Comments ( 10 ) Digg Reddit Del.ici.ous