NOTE: I was summoned for jury selection today so I have to go in and do that. I'll write what I can, but I'm pretty sure my day is gonna consist of eight hours of sitting around with no phone or any other way to entertain myself besides practicing crying in different keys. Th... / Continue →

Note: No screencap is really going to do the video justice, so just watch it. If you don't like it I'll let you come to my house and punch me but you've never seen me before so I will be giving you my roommate's description. This is a super impressive video game themed stop m... / Continue →

After playing as Princess Toadstool in Super Mario Bros. 2, father Mike Mika's (cool name) daughter was disappointed to find out she couldn't play as a female character in Donkey Kong. So what did Mike do? What most fathers would, told her too bad but that's life hacked the R... / Continue →

This is a series of prints by artist BazNet reimagining the first Donkey Kong level with characters from other pop culture franchises. Stuff like Dr. Who, Alien Indiana Jones, Star Wars and Batman. They're all pretty good. Now not to brag or anything but I'm pretty good at t... / Continue →

This is a small series of Nintendo character pancakes created by batter expert Nathan Shields (of Star Trek, Hobbit and all these other crazy-ass pancakes fame) for his kids. Impressive work, Nathan, but I had a waffle at the bar yesterday morning. My buddy set up this whole ... / Continue →

These are some classic Donkey Kong inspired wall shelves designed by Igor Chak (of Space Invaders couch fame). They're just conceptual though, but if you're handy I imagine you could build them yourself. If you're not handy I imagine you could cut all your fingers off. Ooooo... / Continue →

Because beach themed bathrooms with the little seashell-shaped soaps that you're apparently not supposed to use are so last year, here's a Mario, Donkey Kong and Pac-Man themed one. I would use it, but only if there weren't any pubes on the toilet seat. Because one time I was... / Continue →

This is The Game Station's sequel to their Brothers Mario trailer, again in the style of a Grand Theft Auto game. It's good. This one focuses on a new don moving to town (don Key Kong!!!!!!11) and demanding a piece of Bowser's action. The rest is history explosions and chees... / Continue →

"It's on like Donkey Kong". Is that even a cool thing to say? Because I'm pretty sure that assclown with the cowboy hat sings it in 'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk', effectively negating any street cred given to the phrase by Ice Cube in his 1992 classic 'Now I gotta Wet'cha' (I don'... / Continue →

Note: Videos are after the jump because there wasn't enough cowbell for the front page. This is a video series of some Japanese guy playing the music and sound effects to old Nintendo games on a violin as they're being played. He has a whole bunch of them on his Youtube pag... / Continue →