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  • March 1, 2013
    Don't worry, I just punched myself in the neck for that whole 'you glow girl' thing. I deserved it. And probably much worse. Because we live in the future, and the future shines like the lens flare in a new Star Trek movie, Mattel is releasing a $50(!) Barbie with an interac... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2012
    This a Barbie modded with clay and painted by the Introverted Wife to look like a female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect. Now, I know what you're thinking: "I could do sooooo much better." But that's just because you're a rude @$$hole. I thought Shepard is looking pretty... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2012
    Ugh, of course they release it right AFTER Christmas. This is a $100 Steve Jobs action figure. The company that's making it is billing it as "ultra-realistic" but I can almost guarantee Steve's wrists DID NOT look like that in real life. That said, I'd still play with one. ... / Continue →
  • March 28, 2011
    Note: There are two videos after the jump. The first one you can watch. The second one FEATURES REAL-LIFE MOM-NIPS AND SHOULD BE CONSIDERED NSFW unless you're one of those women that'll whip a tit out in a restaurant cause you don't give a f*** if I stare or not (I'm going to... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2010
    Barbie Video Girl is a new $50 doll with integrated video camera so girls can make movies of themselves playing in their bedrooms from Barbie's point of view. This is going to end badly. You dun goofed, Mattel! The Barbie Video Girl Doll ($50, Mattel, for ages 6 and up) look... / Continue →
  • June 27, 2010
    Barbie (I like to call her Barb) is always being criticized for providing an unrealistic role model for little girls. Well here's a better one (complete with sweet-ass nips). Because REAL beauty is only skin deep eight pies and a box of fried chicken away. ... ... ...Anybody ... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2010
    Maddie Chambers went and built herself a super impressive looking Bag End hobbit hole dollhouse. It's amazing. I posted a couple more pictures after the jump, but Maddie has between two and three billion on her website which you should go check out to see the whole thing. My... / Continue →
  • April 8, 2010
    NOTE: Video of golden shower action is after the jump. Baby Wee Wee is not only gonna get made fun of and beat up later in life because his parents can't name a child for shit, but he's also got a robotic pecker. That actually pees if you tickle him or something. I dunno, bu... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2010
    This is a reproduction of Eleanor Lamb's Big Daddy doll from Bioshock 2. They're available for around $20 and look just like the real thing. Unfortunately, this is one doll that's not suitable for children (NSFC), and only recommended for collectors ages 14+. You know, becaus... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2009
    It was only a matter of time before somebody realized what a cash cow a baby doll Wiimote peripheral would be. Cover your daughter's eyes, it's Baby and Me! Baby and Me comes with a doll, but not just any doll. This doll features a slot for the Wii remote so that the game can... / Continue →