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  • November 3, 2011
    This is a video of a kid's mom refusing to buy him more Pokemon cards at Toys R Us, and the kid losing his Pokemind in the middle of the store. At first I thought it was fake because why would you be film yourself talking at the checkout of a toy store, then I realized the kid... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2011
    I'm assuming you all saw the first video of a Hunchback Frankencat. But if not don't worry, I posted that one after the jump too. What I did NOT post after the jump was 'NO BILLS'. You think I give a shit if you tack a New Kids on the Block poster up in the comments? I do n... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2011
    This is a Wiimote-controlled fire-breathing robot pony being put through its paces (turning head, breathing fire) at the recent Detroit Maker's Faire by its two mohawk'd creators. The pink one clearly stealing the other's thunder aside, there is absolutely no reason why anybod... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2011
    You do realize that thing's just a lock of hair, drop of blood and piece of worn clothing away from a functional voodoo doll of yourself, right? Are you in the market for a creepy 3-D printed 20" Barbie doll of yourself? Because guess what? You're also in the market for a mout... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2011
    Excuse me if I'm writing this while I puke in my shoes but I mean, c'mon, a guy can only take so much. Chick looks like she's wearing my shower drain around her neck. The human hair necklace...is made by artist Kerry Howley who wants to "make discarded hair attractive again.... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2011
    isplay: inline;"> Seen here looking like your wiener's worst DO NOT WANT nightmare, a scientist holds a petri dish containing a new strain of gonorrhea-causing bacteria that's antibiotic resistant. What the -- stop being so cavalier with that shit and put some f***ing gloves o... / Continue →
  • July 8, 2011
    Honey, I'm sorry, but I don't even feel comfortable making love with those bottoms in the same room as me. Created by Pale Horse Design and sold by Iron Fist Clothing each matched bikini set ($30) is sure to shrink any man's turtle at the beach even smaller than it already is ... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    Seen here trying to win an invisible limbo contest, an Argentinian jet pilot flies an FMA IA 63 Pampa (I would've called it the Puma) straight into a group of people. I'm genuinely surprised nobody got sucked into an engine, it was that close. Because one time I got sucked in... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2011
    'Big Trouble In Little China' screencaps: never not appropriate. So apparently New Zealand (NOT Polish) truck driver Steven McCormack fell between the cabin and trailer of his rig during an inspection, landing on the nozzle of a compressed air hose, which subsequently pierced ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2011
    British men, upset that woman get to have all the 'sticker crystals on your privates' fun, have finally gotten their wish with Pejazzles: peel-off Swarovski crystal stickers for your wiener. LOOK LOOK -- mine says 'RAWR'! 'Women don't necessarily want a rough and ready man. S... / Continue →