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  • July 8, 2011
    Finally. God, I couldn't even tell you how long I've been looking for a decent dino skeleton in a tiny bottle. I'm lying, I actually do know how long. It's been like, the time between when I first got the tip in my inbox and clicked the link. So yeah, about 30-minutes (I ma... / Continue →
  • February 23, 2011
    Seen here kicking a raptor like the sexy little football that he is, a Brontomerus mcintoshi - (bronto, "thunder" and merós, "thigh") demonstrates the powerful leg muscles for which they were named. God, what I wouldn't give to have him take a fake swing at my balls just once... / Continue →
  • December 21, 2010
    Jurassic Park better change their lunch menu. In a report that shouldn't surprise anybody who's traveled back in time to have sex with them, numerous species of dinosaurs previously thought to be carnivorous may, in fact, have been herbivorous. Pfft, like I haven't seduced a ... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I hate myself for even using a term like bling bling, ding-a-ling, but I assure you I'll take it out on my liver here in just a little bit. But before the ritualistic alcohol abuse begins, here's a $60K iPhone case made out of t-rex teeth and meteors. Ironic, don't you think?... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2010
    I love them is the thing. Seen here in two artist's renderings, the Koreaceratops ("Korea's horned face") is a cousin of the triceratops and a partially aquatic species rapidly moving up my sexual bucket-list. Just sayin', I've always wanted to make love underwater. RAAAAAAA... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2010
    For those of you not familiar with the original, Pleo is a robotic pet dinosaur that starts off as a newly-hatched Camarasaurus, and then develops a unique personality, mood, and habits based on its treatment. Obviously I never bought into them because I watched a video of one... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2010
    Dinosaur metal: arguably the best thing to come out of music since the skin flute. Toot toot tootle toot! Hevisaurus was a band made up of members from legendary band Dio and Sonata Arctica. Their goal was to recrod heavy metal for children. After an intense brainstorming ses... / Continue →
  • March 5, 2010
    I didn't even know there was a debate but apparently some scientists were convinced dinosaurs were killed by volcanic activity and not an asteroid. Those are the dumb scientists. Scientific opinion was split over whether the extinction was caused by an asteroid or by volcan... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2009
    This is a video of a Tomy i-SOBOT that some deranged sicko made custom weapons for and then let loose to wreak havoc on a table in his living room. Why half the scenes involve killing innocent dinosaurs is beyond me, but if if I had to guess I'd say somebody has a death wish. ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Just look at that cute little devil wrapped up all tight in his egg! It's like he's a little present himself -- all he needs is a bow! Show your strictly platonic dino-love this holiday season with this $14 Brachiosaurus hatchling ornament from the Big Bad Toy Store. They ma... / Continue →