Oh man, I still have most of my Dino Rider toys -- ON DISPLAY. According to a recent article in the Journal of the American Chemical Society, intelligent dinosaur-like creatures may exist on other planets. Wait -- since when is the American Chemical Society the authority on s... / Continue →

T-Rex: now with 30% more RAWR! According to some recent computer modeling, researchers have estimated that t-rex adults may have been as much as 30% more massive than previously believed. OMG -- love me a dino with some meat on their bones! Between their teeth? Not so much.... / Continue →

First of all, Plesiosaurs aren't actually dinosaurs. Dinosaur is a generic term for terrestrial vertebrates of the time, it's just cooler (albeit entirely incorrect) to say dino instead of 'giant prehistoric marine reptile'. Seen here in an artist's grody rendition just beg... / Continue →

This is a short video of a guy wearing one of those ultra-realistic 'Walking with Dinosaurs' t-rex suits and running around an Australian schoolyard trying to make kids tar their pits pants. Most of the children run in terror, but I spotted at least a couple future dino-lovers... / Continue →

I hate myself for even using a term like bling bling, ding-a-ling, but I assure you I'll take it out on my liver here in just a little bit. But before the ritualistic alcohol abuse begins, here's a $60K iPhone case made out of t-rex teeth and meteors. Ironic, don't you think?... / Continue →

Because I'll never stop getting this accusatory tip until I've made a statement and cleared my good name: no, I am NOT the guy in Philadelphia that was caught having sex with a plastic dinosaur sculpture in front of two teenagers. That's just sick. Now please stop calling the... / Continue →

My God what a sexy looking dino. He's so horny he's making me horny. Kidding, I get that way with any dino, but still, you know what I mean (I mean I'm rockin' some serious petrified wood right now). The creature lived 76 million years ago in the warm, wet swamps of what is ... / Continue →

About sex than a dino orgy? There aren't any. Are you getting this, the birds and bees?! Your shit doesn't even make sense! I've NEVER seen a bird and bee do it. The closest I've come is one wasp making sweet, stingy love to another, much deader wasp in the window sill. A... / Continue →

This is a sweet-ass Halo Elite costume made by the black-t-shirt-loving guys at PeteManderGRX. I need that bike basket. Plus grill. The suit (which contains a human in its tummy) is like 8-feet tall and resembles a dinosaur in futuristic battle gear just enough for me to yel... / Continue →

Tsintaosaurus was like the unicorn of the Cretaceous Period. Except, instead of corns, they had penises growing out of their heads. Thanks, God! Tsintaosaurus was a duck-billed dinosaur, or Hadrosaur, that lived in China about 84 to 71 million years ago. Like many Lambeosau... / Continue →