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  • December 9, 2013
    This is Christmas Tinner, a (presumably fake) Christmas dinner in a can from UK based video game retailer GAME (previously: this 12-course meal in a can). They have the product on their site like you can buy it, but it says they're sold out and to 'Check Back Christmas 2014'. ... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2013
    Whoa, bro -- socks with sandals and no conductor's hat? This is the $23,000 Amusement Park Ride-On Railroad available from Hammacher Schlemmer (who else?). It's the 1:8 scale rideable train of your dreams. Could you imagine waking up Christmas morning to see one of these in ... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2013
    This is a shot of two kids who are (perhaps unknowingly) cosplaying as two Hobbits that are about to wind up on the dinner table of the orcs behind them. The shot is from a school in Spain where Carnival is in full effect right now (among other places) and where I should be ou... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2011
    I actually posted The Deli Garage's food spraypaint last year, but that was before they were advertising the shit WITH GOLDEN CHICKENS. Which -- you think they lay golden eggs? God, where were you on this, McDonalds? Just think: "Strike it rich in taste this fall with our al... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2011
    Police in Vancouver, British Columbia impounded 13 exotic sports cars after their drivers decided to race them to dinner on the highway at speeds in excess of 120MPH. No word on what restaurant they were going to, but that shit must be f***in' goooooooood. What the racers, wh... / Continue →
  • September 22, 2010
    In other culinary-ish product news, how about a Starship Enterprise pizza cutter? It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno! No it's not either, it's store brand and there isn't nearly enough cheese to cover the sauce. Unrelated, the last time I tried making my own pizza it cost $30 a... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2010
    This $27 Place Setting Placemat shows you where to set all the flatware and glasses when you're making a fancy dinner, so your guests are impressed with how highfalutin you are except for the blueprint placemats and microwavable lasagna. Also, I don't know about you, but I don... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2009
    The $16 Taste Explosion Salt & Pepper Shakers look like grenades. And speaking of salt and pepper: Uuuuuuh! Push it -- push it real good. Awh yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Now when somebody asks you to pass the salt and pepper you can chuck these and then dive under ... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2009
    This is a picture of a 10-foot great white shark that was almost bitten in half by what is believed to be a 20-foot great white -- just five feet short of Jaws and only seven short of my penis. 'It certainly opened up my eyes. I mean the shark that was caught is a substantial ... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2009
    I can honestly say I've never wanted to have sex with a bowl of noodles so bad in my entire life. Well, that's not entirely true. Product Site Thanks to Carolina, who only eats her pasta the way god intended: with Mario and Luigi. ... / Continue →