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  • October 21, 2014
    These are giant Pikachu and Snorlax pillow beds (previously: this Snorlax beanbag chair). The Pikachu one weights 33-pounds and is allegedly available from this website for around $371. The Snorlax one was a custom order from this Etsy shop and may or may not still be availab... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2014
    These are the emoji face masks for sale from Emojimasks.com. They cost $5 apiece or $15 for the whole set. Obviously, I'm going to get the poop one. "But GW, you don't need a mask to be a grinning pile of shit." Listen you -- I'll go back to bed right this second, I mean it... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2014
    This is Tiger Log Cabin's £70,000 (~$113,000) Zombie Fortification Cabin (ZFC-1). That cost is just for the materials though, you have to assemble it yourself though or pay another £13,000 (~$21,000) for them to come do it for you. I suggest letting them do it though. You tr... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2014
    These are the stress relief mushrooms being sold by FireBox. They come in Fly Agaric (pictured above), enoki, king trumpet and matsutake varieties, and cost $9.50 apiece. Most of them look like penises. They make the perfect de-stresser for the person who's always dreaming o... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2014
    These are the R2-D2 and C-3PO wedding bands designed by jeweler Juan Hidalgo. Which one would you wear? Wait, let me guess -- R2-D2. You know how I knew? Because nobody likes C-3PO. Asking your girlfriend to marry you and wear a C-3PO wedding band is like, the nicest way o... / Continue →
  • October 7, 2014
    This is a video of some guy constantly scaring/harassing his girlfriend with different Lord of the Rings quotes. Amazingly, somehow she didn't leave him before he was able to make this video. Also, for a guy who can remember every line from Lord of the Rings, it's a little su... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2014
    This is the Alien Mind Control mask from The Horror Dome ($98, but currently out of stock). It makes it look like a little alien removed your head and is sitting in a command chair where it used to be, controlling your body. Kinda reminds me of Krang. Is it really mind contr... / Continue →
  • October 3, 2014
    These are the custom Star Wars Ewok heels made and sold by Esty shop OrionsOriginals. They're perfect for the woman who has everything except a pair of furry Star Wars themed high heels. Am I going to buy a pair for my girlfriend and pretend she has furry hobbit feet for a ni... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2014
    These are the $16 DC Comics Batman Batmobile Slippers available from Hot Topic. They look like the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. But for your feet. You know what would make them even cooler? If the wheels were actual rollerskate wheels. Still, I give them 4 out of ... / Continue →
  • October 1, 2014
    This is The Handie, a silicon glove made for men to pleasure themselves. It's the perfect glove for the man who's always dreamed of looking down and pretending Iron Man is giving them a furious handjob. The Handie Is the ultimate men's pleasure product, which utilizes your ... / Continue →