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  • October 31, 2011
    This is Geekologie Reader Owain's killer robot Halloween costume. He's particularly proud of it because he found a way to still drink while wearing a mask. Clever, Owain. I mean I'm still gonna kill you, but clever. Picture... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2011
    Because I refuse to give robots the satisfaction of celebrating their victories (however small) on the actual day, the anniversary was yesterday. FINE -- I'M SLOW, OKAY?! 90 years ago yesterday the word 'robot' made it's first appearance, in, of all things, a Czech play. His... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2010
    Remember Israel's robotic snake army? Well now when you cut them they just turn into more, littler robotic snakes. Which is exactly why we'll have to burn them. Instead of being built like a normal snake with a head at one end and a tail at the other, each segment of this sn... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2010
    Want to pretend you're a giant robot? I will f***ing kill you. But if you're determined to die by my hand go ahead and pick up a pair of $85 Giant Cardboard Robot Arms from Etsy seller giantcardboardrobot, then give me a call. I'll be waiting drinking. Arm yourself with gia... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I already soiled the front page enough for the both of us. This is a video of 20 creepy-ass little robots all dancing in sync. And I mean in sync as in they all do the same thing at the same time, not 'NSync the talented boy band with all... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2010
    I know I reported last year that July 21st, 1984 was the date of the first US robot killing, but, well, maybe that was wrong. Or maybe this one's wrong. But whatever the case, I'm always right. Always. 1979: A 25-year-old Ford Motor assembly line worker is killed on the job... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2009
    Want to look like you're a cyborg or some shit? I couldn't imagine why (unless you want me to brain you with a crowbar), but if you do, just glue an on/off switch to the back of your head like Dominic Wilcox did. But, WARNING: your hats won't fit the same! Neat idea, Dominic... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2009
    Typically I find crazy homeless people cute with their funny signs and nonsensical babble. But not this one. You get no batteries, you hear me -- NO BATTERIES FOR YOU! I'll tell you what -- I would push this sucker down a flight of subway stairs like a street vendor's cart a... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2009
    In an experiment that shouldn't surprise anybody with half a brain that sleeps with a giant robot-burning laser under their pillow, scientists have shown that robots have the ability to evolve and lie. And this is to one another -- imagine what they'd tell a human! Also, this... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    This is a video of a bunch of different robotic hands showing how dexterous they are at bouncing balls, gripping things, throwing things, catching things and a bunch of other fun stuff robots shouldn't be allowed to do. I mean, what is this, robot gym class? Next thing you kn... / Continue →