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  • May 7, 2011
    ♫ The best part of waking up is a f***in' demon in your cup ♫ Admittedly, the barista responsible clearly has some froth-art skills. Unfortunately, he also had to sell his soul to the devil for them and is limited to drawing pentagrams, demons and penises in people's coff... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2011
    This is a demon-spawnskin rug created by DeviantARTist missmonster. As far as floor coverings go, I think we can all agree it beats the shit out of the other rug in the picture, which is a towel. And speaking of towels -- did I tell you my neighbor that owns the pedovan (link... / Continue →
  • September 7, 2010
    I always knew the devil would transform and slither out in snake form again. You see, he wants to tempt me. But guess what, Satan?! I have absolutely no intention of spending eternity clenching a hot coal between these virgin buttcheeks! *brandishing hatched* Prepare to be... / Continue →
  • January 25, 2010
    Upset that devil worshiping is traditionally a boys-only game? Well fret not, ladies, cause now there's a Ouija board just for you! It's pink! Girls love pink! Plus shoes! It has always been mysterious. It has always been mystifying. And now the OUIJA Board is just for y... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2009
    "Pokemon World is a world of the demonic. Of the satanic." I knew it! This guy says a lot of crazy shit but the best is between 1:30 and 2:30. It's scary. And what's even scarier is the way all the people in the audience are so attentive. Really makes me want to start my ... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2009
    Jones Soda, in an attempt to appeal to the pale basement dweller demographic, is releasing a limited edition of Dungeon & Dragons themed sodies ($11 six-packs, $19 12-bangers). And with flavors like Potion of Healing, Sneak Attack, Bigby's Crushing Thirst Destroyer, Dwarven Dr... / Continue →