Nov 5 2008 Why Obama Won: A Geekologie Perspective
Because he clenched the robot vote. This $250 ObamaBot cast 30 ballots and swayed human voters with the threat of annihilation, and also, a set of pretty sweet set of retreads. Yay democracy!
Even robots love Obama [engadget]
Thanks to Julian, my campaign manager, for siphoning off all campaign contributions to line his own pockets. With ones. To the strip club!
Nov 4 2008 Go Vote (And Recieve A Free Sex Toy)!
If you haven't voted yet, go do it. Like right now. I'll still be here when you get back, no worries. And, if you live in New York or Seattle, go collect your free sex toy afterwards. Ah, democracy.
To encourage your involvement in the democratic process, Babeland is offering a Get Out the Vote Special Giveaway!!
Stop by any brick and mortar store (New York or Seattle) between November 4th and 11th and bring your voter registration card, voting stub or word of honor. If you voted, we'll give you a Silver Bullet or a Maverick Sleeve (get it?) for free! Yes, free. It's because we value voting that much. Sex toys for voting, only the satisfaction of having helped ensure your country's future can be better than that.
I have no idea what a Maverick Sleeve or Silver Bullet is, but they sound, well, awesome. And they're free! Then, when you candidate loses, you can [insert joke about getting f***ed in more ways than one for the next four years].
GO VOTE!
Get Out the Vote with Babeland [babeland]
Thanks to Jennie, who's upset she doesn't live in Seattle or New York.
Nov 4 2008 Get Out And Vote (For Lando Calrissian)!
Well folks, today's election day. And, if you haven't already, you need to go vote. Now get out there and rock out with your democracy loving penis out. Just kidding, totally wait till you're in the booth. This is a series of political ads run by Sentator Palpatine and Lando Calrissian during this year's election. They feature the real Lando (Billy Dee Williams) and bear a striking similarity to our current election. Who will win? Will I have to leave the country? Will I go somewhere tropical? Somewhere with good health care? Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself -- GO VOTE. Unless you're Canadian, in which case, vote twice.
Vote for Lando Calrissian! w/ BILLY DEE WILLIAMS [funnyordie]
Thanks to The Superficial Writer, who keeps this democracy running strong the only way he knows how: with boobs.
Oct 15 2008 Thanks Volkswagen!: Palin/Obama Lovechild
I've been getting flooded with political tips lately, and will post some of the other, more technology oriented ones in the next few days, but this a picture of Sarah Palin/Barack Obama's lovechild as created using Volkswagen's RoutanBabymaker3000 (f*** those commercials, seriously). You just upload two pictures of the parents, and presto, a kid is formed. Is this what a Palin/Obama lovechild would really look like? You be the judge. And, since we're playing court, I'll be the bailiff. I get to hold the bible! PEW PEW!
Thanks Tim, I tried making one with me and a dinosaur, but it didn't work. Racists!
