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  • November 5, 2010
    Not only does it make a great stocking stuffer, it makes a great Thanksgiving turkey stuffer. Hence the choking hazard warning. Also, who is this Thomas Colbern, "Noted Amateur Paleontologist", and what makes him the authority on authenticating dino butt nuggets? Just sayin'... / Continue →
  • October 12, 2010
    In reality, everything is edible, it might just be your last meal. Plutonium? You CAN put it in your mouth. Spiders too, except they probably WON'T kill you. But they will lay eggs in your tonsils! Haha -- have fun dreaming about that one tonight! Anyway, oven-baked edibl... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2010
    NOTE: This is only a small part of the chart so rub THIS PINK BUTTON to make magical internet things happen and see the whole thing. Booze: God's way of saying thanks for taking part in this little experiment of mine. But did you know there's more to booze than just happiness... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    Pineberries look like albino strawberries and taste like pineapples. WTF IS UP WITH THAT, MOTHER NATURE? Bitch you crazy as hell! Grown in glasshouses, pineberries start off green, gradually turning paler as they ripen. When the fruit is sweet and juicy enough to eat, the ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2010
    This is a little graphic depicting God of War III's nutritional facts as imagined by Gary Hodges. And, as expected, it's pretty much everything you need to grow up strong and healthy. Suck it, Flintstones vitamins! Just kidding -- you know how you can't open a Tic-Tac box wi... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2010
    Remember the post about Lollyphile's Maple Bacon Lollipops from many moons ago? Well just when you thought there wasn't any room for improvement, room was cleared because NOW EACH SUCKER COMES JAM-PACKED WITH THE CAFFEINE EQUIVALENT OF TWO CUPS OF COFFEE! I'm sweating and it ... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2009
    Cheese Jerky is mozzarella string cheese with beef jerky bits mixed in for extra deliciousness. Plus, both the cheese and jerky are straight outta Compton Wisconsin, which is notorious for quality cheese (no word on their jerky). One stick chub is 32% of your saturated fat fo... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    This is a picture by deviantARTist Rose-Bullets of the Vulcan salute made out of Elvish bread ON A DINOSAUR PLATE. Geekiest thing you've seen all day? No? Well screw you Mr. I See All Kinds Of Super Geeky Things -- how about a tip every once in awhile? You are such a jerk. ... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2009
    Because soon everything will be available pork-flavored, J&D's is selling bacon-flavored popcorn. I assume it's just regular popcorn with their bacon-salt added to the bag, but what do I know? Besides everything because God and I are like this *crossing fingers to show extreme... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2009
    Meat hands are exactly what they sound like unless you thought they were gloves printed to look like your hands without skin, in which case, God you're sick. No, basically they're meatloaf molded in the shape of hands with onion slices for fingernails and arm bone and some mel... / Continue →