Because everybody loves candy and Valentine's Day is right around the corner, here are some Eye of Sauron, Death Star, and galaxy lollipops (not to be confused with these planet ones) from Etsy seller designerlollipop. "Um, GW? Valentine's Day was yesterday." Oh really? Tha... / Continue →

Because what good is the internet if we can't use it to waste government resources and increase taxes, a petition to start construction of a Death Star by 2016 was proposed on the White House's website. And, since the petition garnered nearly 35,000 signatures, the White House... / Continue →

This is a miniature Death Star carved out of a ping pong ball and some card-stock. It's pretty impressive for being so teensy. Speaking of -- you ever played the game where you and a friend shoot ping pong balls out of your mouths trying to hit each other in the face? It's a... / Continue →

This is a picture circulating the interwebs of an alleged Death Star firepit which is obviously fake because if you take THIS PICTURE RIGHT HERE, flip it horizontally, and superimpose it over the grill you can see that's exactly what the person who made the picture did. Listen... / Continue →

This is a Salvador Dali inspired Star Wars ribcage tattoo conceptualized and inked by DeviantARTist graynd. As you can see, it's got a drippy Jabba and Death Star in the style of the clocks from Dali's 'The Persistence of Memory', and stick-legged AT-AT and AT-ST from 'Les Elep... / Continue →

Damn bro those eyes are WONKY. You lookin' for treats in Alderaan places! This is Musha the pug Boston Terrier. Musha just had surgery and is wearing a dog cone fashioned into a Death Star to make her feel powerful during recovery. There is NO WAY her brain can put together... / Continue →

I know what I'm getting you for Christmas! Coal -- you were terrible this year. I don't care what crappy toy commercials you saw watching Spongebob on Saturday morning and added to your list, you're not getting them. If I were Santa I'd drop a big ol' bag of flaming reindeer... / Continue →

This is 30,000-piece LEGO diorama of the Death Star's landing bay on the day of Emperor Palpatine's surprise inspection or whatever. It was created by Jay Hoff and displayed at the Florida school he teaches at on Science Discovery Day (when the kids learn about potato-powered ... / Continue →

This is an ultra-realistic bust of Grand Moff Tarkin from the first Star Wars movie lovingly creepycrafted by effects artist/sculptor Jordu Schell. Speaking of Grand Moffs -- I watched an old 70's porno over the weekend. You should've seen the bushes on these dudes -- one guy... / Continue →

There are Death Star pumpkins, and then there are "Death Star destroying Alderaan with a giant superlaser" pumpkins. This, clearly, is one of the latter. Look -- I think I can see Superman's parents exploding! Huh? That wasn't Alderaan? Oh. .... .... You sure? Halloween D... / Continue →