Today is 08.09.10, making it Sequential Day 2010. Honestly, I didn't even know Sequential Day existed until now which is surprising because I'm always looking for an excuse to party my panties off. Kidding, my panties are always off. Anyway, if you choose to subscribe to th... / Continue →

Oh God please don't be one of the girls. Online Dating Fail [failblog] Thanks to PhilRules, Justinknots, Simon, Theapexninja Guy, Matt, Spartacus, vladimir and Asgrim The Mighty, who all reviewed their matches and found at least one chick with a penis.... / Continue →

Cupidtino is a new dating website launching next month exclusively for Apple fanboys and girls. Because who needs 29 dimensions of compatibility when you both use a mouse with one button? Cupidtino is a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of A... / Continue →

Alright this is probably the last personal ad I'll be posting because, damnit, I can't play cupid all the time. But, since I posted a guy's ad earlier this week, here comes a girl's in response BECAUSE I'M NOT SEXIST. Sex-y, yes, sex-ist, no. So, any of you male readers in t... / Continue →

Beautiful People is a dating website for beautiful people. And apparently 5,000 members got the boot for becoming unbeautiful over the holidays by gaining weight. Big IS beautiful, jerks! "As a business, we mourn the loss of any member, but the fact remains that our members ... / Continue →

I like turtles AND pizza. Also, this is good news for me cause I couldn't cook to save my life anyway (don't even think about it, Jigsaw!). TMNT Relationship Advice [buzzfeed] Thanks to Aisha, who offered up this piece of relationship advice: Chicks dig guys who aren't mo... / Continue →

I know, it looks like a really badass flowchart, but it's not, it's a relationship map for all the characters in the X-Men universe. Giant full-res version HERE. You know, I had forgotten Domino was involved with that man-whore Wolverine. Now I need to get tested. X-Men Uni... / Continue →

If you've ever wanted to get to know me better, watch this video -- it's the story of my life. And, if you can't tell, I don't perform well in relationships. But don't let that stop you. Ladies? Youtube Thanks to helliebee and Megan, who just realized they don't want to da... / Continue →

And that, dear reader, is how I became The Geekologie Writer. Youtube Thanks to Tim, whose special skills aren't just limited to a 20-inch dong.... / Continue →

Still looking for that special someone zombie? Well look no further than ZombieHarmony, an online dating service for the undead. ZombieHarmony...because the apocalypse doesn't have to be lonely. But don't go trying to use the site if you haven't been infected. Disclaimer: ... / Continue →