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  • May 8, 2013
    Nobody asked Tumblr user ishipitlikeups to prom. So what did she do? Stay at home crying and trying to beat Contra without using the Konami code like I did? Nope -- she made a little silk tuxedo for her TI-84 calculator and took it instead. I knew I should have taken my Tra... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2013
    This is a short video of the dance Michael Jackson does at the end of his uncensored 'Black or White' music video recreated in a minimalist LEGO stop motion. For those of you who aren't familiar with the original, I posted that one after the jump too since it's Throwback Thurs... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2013
    This is allegedly a video of Japan setting the Guinness World Record for the most mascots dancing at one time. As you can see, everybody's favorites showed up for the record-breaking attempt, including, uh, that McDonald's Hamburger headed dude's girlfriend, Pedobear on drugs ... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2013
    Nice googly eye bro. This is a National Geographic video of a red capped manakin strutting that azz to attract a mate. He has got MOVES. You seriously just have to watch the video to believe it. I think I'm in love. Hit the jump, skip to 0:35 and unlace your shoes because ... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2012
    This is a short video of Neil DeGrasse Tyson cutting a rug at some party to Michael Jackson's 'Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough'. He's a surprisingly good dancer. Don't get me wrong, I'd still destroy him in a dance-off, but it wouldn't be my easiest win (and may require a pock... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2012
    This is a video of a $1,200 PhantomX robotic spider form Trossen Robotics dancing around some guy's living room while a couple toddlers narrate the whole thing in baby language. At one point one of them even tries to feed the robot a Hot Wheels car. That was pretty brave. Me... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2012
    This is a video of some guy at some recent convention cosplaying as one of those spazzy inflatable dancing guys they always display outside car dealerships whenever they're having a MEGA BLOWOUT SUPERSALE. He gets an A+ for creativity. Also, based on the audio I'm fairly conf... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2012
    This is allegedly a video of a group of Korean engineering students seeing sexy girls (Waveya) dance in real life for the first time. They...really get into it. So much so two guys run off holding hands to presumably make out in a corner around the 0:55 mark. Hey -- lips are... / Continue →
  • September 12, 2012
    Because why shouldn't you take your strip show on the road, this is Platinum Stages' Hitch Pole. It's a stripper pole that mounts to a truck tow so you can gyrate and booty pop your ass off while in traffic (although apparently not recommended). It costs $550 but sadly doesn'... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2012
    This is a video of a guy dancing to Michael Jackson while making cotton candy. He...is a pro. I thought the guy who always makes my burritos at the local Taco Bell was good at what he does, but he never dances. This guy dances. It's mesmerizing. And if you think I'm joking... / Continue →