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  • October 17, 2014
    Portrait mode, really? With boobs that size you should know better. In what's arguably the best piece of performance art I've seen in years, this is a video of internet model Sara X making her cleavage dance to Mozart's "Eine kleine Nachtmusik". Everything about it is perfec... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2014
    This is a video of a one-legged break dancer going so hard it looks like he's about to break his other leg off. Plus he incorporates his crutches into the routine, with a solid flying dismount around 1:13. It just goes to show you, if you try hard and believe in yourself, not... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    These are the $20 Jay Disco Biscuits Posable Cookie Cutters. You can snap different arms and legs onto the torso for different shaped cookies. "There's no penis attachment." That's the first thing I noticed too. They don't just work with gingerbread cookies though, they wor... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2014
    This is a video of some guy putting pants on without using his hands in some sort of erotic interpretive dance set to Europe's The Final Countdown. Impressive, but those are stretch pants. Call me when you can do the same thing with jeans. *phone ringing* Hello? Why are yo... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2014
    This is an 80's dance version of the Game of Thrones theme created by 24-year old Russian producer Steve Duzz. It's worth a listen. Then we can all get neon spandexed out and have a dance party at my place! "Seriously?" No, anybody wearing neon spandex in my apartment gets ... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2014
    This is a highlight real of The Empire Strips Back, a burlesque show inspired by the second Star Wars movie and performed by the folks of Geekenders. It was really something. I have only been to one burlesque show in my life, and from what I could gather it was titty-tassle th... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2014
    This is the dancing witch robot that artist Jordan Wolfson and Spectral Motion created. Apparently it responds (read: dances) to music and follows you around with its eyes. Obviously, everybody involved with the project should be jailed and that jail should be shot into the s... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Remember deranged pervert Giles Walker's robotic poledancers? I've written about them twice already. And now they're back, with different flashing colors and larger boobs. Want to buy one? Because you can for $40,000. Although why you would is grounds for a criminal invest... / Continue →
  • January 24, 2014
    These are the Nintendo branded ecstasy pills recently spotted around the Belgium club scene. My scene? Dark bars where you have to sit with your back to a wall because you never know when somebody is gonna feel stabby. Per a user's experience: 12pm - both rolling hard, i'm... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2014
    This is a video of a male peacock spider's mating dance edited to look like he's dancing to The Village People's classic 'YMCA'. I'm gonna be honest, if I were a lady spider I would probably find this little guy irresistible. I'm not a lady spider though, so I'm just going to... / Continue →