Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial
  • Sadness: Brazilian Company Auctioning Off Their First 'Real-Life' Sex Doll's Virginity
    March 11, 2013
    Brazilian sex toy/blow-up doll manufacturer is auctioning off the virginity of Valentina, the company's first 'real-life' sex doll. Of course I have no idea what 'real-life' is supposed to mean in this case, and I don't think I want to. The auction doesn't end till March 31st... / Continue →
  • Lamborghini: Forget Hybrids, We'll Just Make This Thing
    March 6, 2013
    Because I used to have a poster of a Countach (plus a Cindy Crawford one) on my wall like every other boy who grew up in the 80's, this is Lamborghini's recently unveiled Veneno, it's fastest and most powerful car to date. The Batmobile-looking land rocket is powered by a 750-... / Continue →
  • ELECTRIC POWER: Ferrari Is Making A 963HP Hybrid
    March 5, 2013
    Because they're all the rage right now, Ferrari is going to manufacturer a million-dollar, 963-horsepower gas/electric hybrid supercar called the *drumroll please* LaFerrari. *womp womp* Wow, and I was this close to putting my name on the waiting list. The car generates ele... / Continue →
  • Don't Need, Still Want: A Levitating Computer Mouse
    March 5, 2013
    This is 'The Bat', a magnetically levitating computer mouse designed by KIBARDINDESIGN. It does everything a regular mouse does plus levitates and probably cost 100x more. Still -- rich people. Hey Bill, have you seen my new hover-mouse? 'No Mike, I haven't. But why the f*... / Continue →
  • Oakley's $900 Apocalypse-Ready Drinking Flask
    February 28, 2013
    Sunglass manufacturer Oakley teamed up with fine scotch maker Macallan to develop 'The Flask', a $900 carbon fiber, steel and aluminum drinking flask. Why? Filthy stinking rich people, that's why. ...the The Macallan x Oakley Flask (£600; roughly $900) draws upon the latte... / Continue →
  • I Can't Wait To Die: $35K Coffin w/ Custom Sound System
    December 12, 2012
    This is the Catacoffin, a $35,000 coffin with a three-speaker 'Catacombo' sound system controlled by a touchscreen remote INSTALLED IN YOUR GRAVESTONE. You can create your own playlist to listen to on the way to hell or let visitors to your grave pick songs for you. *plays Ce... / Continue →
  • For Sale: $15,000 Solid Gold LEGO Brick
    November 29, 2012
    This is a solid gold 2x4 LEGO brick for sale. Apparently they were awarded to employees and business partners of the company back in the late 70's and early 80's when I was just an ugly baby with a big head who crapped himself all the time. This brick is 25.65g of 14K gold (0... / Continue →
  • Do Or Die, Santa: $2.4 Million 5-Person Luxury Sub 'Limo'
    November 28, 2012
    This is the U-boat Worx 'C Explorer 5' (U for underwater, C for sea, 5 for five passenger). It's a $2.5 million luxury submarine WITH AIR CONDITIONING AND LEATHER SEATS. And for you cheapskates trying to save a buck, no, pleather isn't an option. It's being billed as the firs... / Continue →
  • That's Not Pretentious Enough: Caviar Vending Machine
    November 28, 2012
    This is one of the caviar vending machines recently installed around Los Angeles by Beverly Hills Caviar. Caviar prices range from $4/spoon for the cheap stuff up to $500/ounce for the primo eggs. The machines are estimated to have around $50,000 worth of merchandise in them ... / Continue →
  • $100,000 Credit Card Made With Gold And Diamonds
    November 8, 2012
    This is the incredibly ridiculous Russian 'Sberbank Visa Infinite' credit card. It's made of pure gold and has 26 diamonds in it. It makes me hate wasteful rich people even more than I did before, which was already a lot. The card costs $100,000 to obtain, $65,000 of which g... / Continue →