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  • July 28, 2010
    There are good ideas and there are great ideas. This is a f***ing terrible one: taping a lawnmower to a stick, then using it to trim the hedges. Jesus -- WTF's the matter with you? How about you, oh I don't know -- STOP BEING SUCH A CHEAPASS AND BUY A FLAMETHROWER LIKE A NOR... / Continue →
  • June 18, 2010
    Is that an axe on your back or are you just happy to see me? Does this count as a concealed weapon if I'm wearing a Members Only jacket over it? When you're not braining zombies you don't want to have to carry your axe around by hand, do you? You need to keep those free for ... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2010
    Have you ever loved something so much you just wanted to cut it? Raise your hand if you have. Police, arrest everyone with their hand in the air -- but watch out for hidden blades. While it might look like a brain-bending puzzle, Mia Schmallenbach's Meeting Knives set actual... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Geekologie Reader and tattoo artist Jak went and decorated a chainsaw with some extra zombie-killing flair. Because Jak doesn't just want to cut the heads off zombies, Jak wants to look f***ing good cutting the heads off zombies. I'm a tattoo artist in Anchorage, Alaska. I di... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2010
    Jordan Goldklang is a man. A man I like to call Jordan Goldwang: The Man With The Precious Peener. He hates it, but I can't help myself. And HE couldn't help himself from creating a magic major for himself at Indiana University. It was God's calling. No, no it wasn't. It ... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2009
    Let's face it: pushing buttons on a remote to change the channel on your television is archaic and embarrassing. What we need are a bunch of magic wands to wave around like assholes! Well we're in luck! Enter the Kymera Magic Wand. It works like a standard universal learnin... / Continue →