This is a video (after the jump -- that's just an animated gif above for all you grandparents out there) of astronaut Chris Hadfield showing us earthlings what it looks like to cry in space. It's weird. Besides, why would anybody cry in space anyways -- YOU'RE IN F***ING SPAC... / Continue →

FULL DISCLOSURE: I've never read or seen 'The Notebook' but I've had it explained to me and I know for a fact it's something I couldn't watch in front of anybody because I make the ugliest faces when I cry. Jack Potter, 91, has been married to Phyllis Potter, 93, for over 70... / Continue →

41-year old New Yorker Daniel is a huge Star Trek fan. He's also been battling leukemia for the last three years and only has weeks to live due to an aggressive tumor. *fighting back tears* And, just like a knight in shining armor wearing a jetpack, one of Daniel's friends p... / Continue →

What, no 'Salt from the tears of GW crying during a chick flick?' This is a series of salts made from human tears by purveyor to the monsters Hoxton Street Monster Supplies in the UK. The site is set up to make you think they're actually made from human tears, but SPOILER: th... / Continue →

Because real baby actors are annoying to work with (moody, whining, will shit on set), an anonymous soap opera (please don't say Days of our Lives) recently had this animatronic robot baby commissioned for use in a scene. Hopefully the one where the couple finds out their baby... / Continue →

14-year old Seattle cancer patient turned Make-A-Wish-Foundation superhero Erik Martin sadly succumbed to his disease (HEY -- FUCK YOU CANCER, SERIOUSLY) Friday, and yes, I'm writing this by touch because I can't see the screen. Rest in peace, Erik, you will be missed. Electr... / Continue →

This is a video of a group of ex-laboratory chimpanzees seeing daylight for the first time in their lives (for some, others since the capture from their mothers soon after birth) and most are over 20. Obviously, they're f***ing ecstatic to no longer be working (Labor Day tie-i... / Continue →

A recent study at Israel's Weizmann Institute of Science indicates that a crying woman may, in fact, reduce a male's testosterone, rendering him little more than a whimpering man-child, incapable of sexual arousal. But what if I'm always the one crying?! We found that merely ... / Continue →

According to a recent study, the Triceratops isn't actually a unique dinosaur species, just a juvenile version of a Torosaurus. Did anybody else's world just get turned upside down? To put things in perspective, this is like thinking you've had sex with a supermodel, only to ... / Continue →

So it's Saturday morning and I'm sitting in my car outside a hotel in downtown LA that just so happens to have an unsecured network. Saturday post! (Don't you ever say I don't love you) Seen here weeping like a little girl that just opened a unicorn on her birthday, 23-year ... / Continue →