Aug 10 2009 That Was Quick: How Not To Wash A Car

This is a great example of how not to wash a car. Another example is driving your car into a neighbor's pool. Which, I already told you, I'll have out of there just as soon as I can rent a crane.

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Thanks to Joemo, who once drove a convertible through a car wash and ruined the interior.

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Feb 14 2009 Real-Life Warhammer 40,000 Rhino Transport

MORE: awesome , cars , crush him! , death and destruction , games , new , real life , reality , replica , tank , video game , vroom vroom

So the creaters of Warhammer went and made a real-life Space Marine Rhino replica to folks excited about the upcoming video game. And, also, to crush the hell out of some little cars. Per my tipster, Sam:

Thought you might be interested in knowing about this, as it was modified from a old WWII British tank to promote the upcoming Warhammer 40000: Dawn of War 2 game that is about a week away from being released.

Nothing really amazing if it was just a normal tank (crushing cars is still cool, but still would be nothing new) but since it was heavily modified into a working replica (mostly) of the Warhammer 40000 Space Marine Rhino transport, it's been an ecstasy trip for 40kiers like me and anyone else seeing one their favorite tabletop franchise coming to life.

Freaking sweet -- I want one. And not just because some jerk broke my passenger side mirror off without leaving a note. No, it's because I want to crush the car that did it -- driver too! With a tank. A Warhammer tank. VROOM VROOM!! This ain't no table-top game, bitch, this is real life!

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Thanks to Sam, who Wars the Hammer like nobody's biz.

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Oct 23 2008 WTF?: Man 'Dances' With Heavy Machinery

MORE: art , crush him! , dance , dancing , different strokes for different folks , huh , machine , machinery , mecherotic , okay , sure why not , whee! , why , wow

This is some guy dancing with a 5-ton digger, and it's every bit as mecherotic as you'd expect.

'Transports Exceptionnels' is an experiment piece created by French dance group Compagnie Beau Geste. Unlike traditional ballets, this piece doesn't doesn't follow a narrative. Instead, the viewer is encouraged to find their own meaning.

Own meaning? Like what? That twisted f*** is trying to court a ditch digger.

Man and machine duet [reuters]

Thanks to Craig, who once danced with the devil in the pale moonlight.

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