Geekologie I Watch Stuff The Superficial
  • Curiosity Rover Spots A Rat/Lizard Alien On Mars
    May 30, 2013
    This is the rat/lizard alien that the Mars rover Curiosity recently spotted on the red planet. FULL DISCLOSURE: just a rock. Now the conspiracy theorists would have you believe the government is just trying to cover up the Martian discovery, but those are the same people who ... / Continue →
  • Two Nutjobs Wingsuit Flying Between Two Buildings
    March 18, 2013
    This is a video of two dudes with nothing left to lose (I'm getting there myself) wingsuit flying between two buildings in Rio De Janerio. Not gonna lie, if I'd been in one of those buildings when they zipped by I probably would have screamed. Something like, "Holy shit, how ... / Continue →
  • WTF?: 'Shark Whisperer' Girl Swims With Great White
    February 19, 2013
    This is a video of 'shark whisperer' Ocean Ramsey (whose mom is rumored to be a mermaid) swimming with a great white shark off the coast of Mexico. At one point she even grabs a hold of its dorsal fin and gets pulled along for a little while. The actions of a sane person? No... / Continue →
  • That's Her Alright: Virgin Mary Spotted In Cut Down Tree
    November 7, 2012
    This is the Virgin Mary spotted in a cut log in Utah. The resemblance is pretty uncanny. And by uncanny I mean people need to get a grip and stop spazzing out over stuff like this. If I took a picture every time I saw something that resembled the Virgin Mary I would be a scr... / Continue →
  • Here's Johnny!: Clever Crazy Jack 'The Shining' Cosplay
    October 12, 2012
    I don't normally like posting single pictures of single cosplay costumes because it makes me feel cheap and dirty, but I couldn't resist this one. "GW? You ARE cheap and dirty." God, I really am, aren't I? How I'm not turning tricks in an alleyway is beyond me. This is a c... / Continue →
  • Safety Last: Guy Builds Baby Carriage That Does 50MPH
    October 10, 2012
    Because what good is a baby if you can't win street races together, new father Colin Furze (who already has the record for fastest mobility scooter) built a motorized stroller capable of doing 50MPH. Obviously, he never actually totes his baby around in the thing because his w... / Continue →
  • WTF Are You Doing?: PETA Goes On Pokemon Offensive
    October 9, 2012
    Because PETA has zero clue how to be a driving force in the fight for animal rights, the organization has launched a campaign against Pokemon. SPOILER: It will not be super effective. In response to Sunday's United States debut of Pokémon Black 2 and White 2, PETA has release... / Continue →
  • 25-Year Old Mauled By Tiger At Zoo After Jumping Off Monorail Into Enclosure To "Be One" With The Animal
    September 24, 2012
    25-year old David Villalobos was recently mauled by a Siberian tiger at the Bronx Zoo after jumping out his monorail train and into the tiger pen below because he wanted "to be one with the animal." Now I asked my buddy Terry (who is usually full of wisdom and Sierra Nevadas) ... / Continue →
  • You're Nuts: Video Of A Man Standing Inside A Volcano
    September 19, 2012
    This is a video of a guy with balls so big they rival the Death Star standing a scant 30-meters (~100-feet) from the VERY active lava lake inside a volcano. No word if he ever saw Anakin's arm or legs float by. Geoff Mackley, Bradley Ambrose, Nathan Berg, after an epic strugg... / Continue →
  • Mermaids Are Real, The Animal Planet Documentary (Complete With Government Conspiracies!)
    June 9, 2012
    This is an hour and a half documentary from the Animal Planet that none of you are going to watch, highlighting evidence that mermaids are real. Namely, a recording of mermaids talking to dolphins, as well as the body of one recovered from the stomach of a great white. I'd be... / Continue →