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  • October 20, 2011
    Because get-rich-quick schemes have officially hit rock bottom, a man from Northern Ireland was recently arrested after his doodoo-into-gold experiments set his apartment block on fire. Smooth move, Rumpelshitskin. It is thought that as part of the bizarre experiment Moran ... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2011
    This is a motorbike powered entirely by waste. Like, THE RIDER'S. That's nasty. The turd trike was created by Japanese crapper manufacturer TOTO (doodoo in Japanese) to bring awareness to their pledge to cut CO2 emissions in half by 2017. Me? I've pledged to cut my methan... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2011
    Remember Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro's future-vision of robotic humanoid cell phones? Well the crazy SOB has started developing prototypes, and these are them. WOULD DROP IN TOILET AND NOT FISH OUT. The Elfoid...fits in your pocket and tickles you when you've got a call. "T... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2010
    First the TRON/Marvel mash-up marketing campaign, and now an official line of overpriced TRON garbage for womens. *posing nude on light-bike* I had no idea the ladies were so excited about this movie! Apparently, there is a market for geeky gear for the ladies too, and Disney... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2010
    The Pooch Power Shovel (the quicker, shittier picker-upper) may look like a leaf blower, but it's not. It's also not anything I'd recommend you trying to attach to your genitals, but you know what? Go for it. I'm tired of mothering you. And, honestly, I'm looking forward to... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010
    Poopsenders.com is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don't like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it's not just cow dung that's available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). I... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2009
    It is being reported that famous TV pitchman Billy Mays may have died as a result of drug use. Namely, cocaine. The white horse. An official autopsy report released Friday found that cocaine use contributed to the heart disease that suddenly killed TV pitchman Billy Mays in ... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2009
    I can't say I'm surprised there's a Twilight board game, but I can say that I'm a little disappointed nobody's bought it for me yet. DON'T YOU LOVE ME? Ooh, a review: This game is terrible. There are trivia cards to do with the movie but the other questions are all depending... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2009
    The Powerloo is an outdoor dog crap flusher that ties into your home plumbing's sewer line and flushes special biodegradable bags of dog shit down the drain so you don't step in it while you're playing badminton with Bubbles and the gang. It costs $1000. The Powerloo: pick ... / Continue →