Sep 8 2009 WTF Is Wrong With You?: Twlight Corn Maze

MORE: books , corn on the cob , corn on your nob , cornball , cornhole , i would get lost as shit in that bitch , ladies , maze , movies , stupid , sure why not , that's a state? , twilight , women

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This is a Twilight themed corn maze in Utah (a state best known for people forgetting is a state) celebrating the new movie that's coming out later this year that I, for one, can't wait to see (read: I'd rather have ants eat my eyeballs while I'm awake and screaming and a dominatrix hammers at my junk with a meat tenderizer). I just put this up for you ladies out there that are in love with this garbage and know what 'Team Jacob' means. Because I sure as hell don't. *Googling* Holy shit, this teen-wolf character actually sounds pretty cool. NOOOOOOT. High five for the oldschool burn!

Also, haiku contest winners will be announced later tonight (I still have 400 haikus left to read).

'Twilight' fans can get happily get lost in corn [ohnotheydidnt]

Thanks to pstone, who has never run through a cornfield backwards but has been to prison. Similar feelings.

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Feb 6 2009 Google Maps Spots God, God Loves Hugs

MORE: beautiful , corn on the cob , debate , digital camera , god , good omens , google maps , heartwarming , holy smokes , hug , it's a miracle! , it's a sign! , jesus , jesus loves me , picture , questionable , religion , sun , warm , yes

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This is a Google Street View of what is undeniably God reaching out to give a cornfield and 2320 600th Avenue, Hartsburg, Illinois a big, loving hug. Beautiful, God. Now not to criticize or anything, but you want to join me at the gym tonight? I'm doing arms.

God Caught on Google Street View Giving the World a Hug [gizmodo]

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Sep 26 2008 Sarah Palin Is All Ears In Corn Form!

MORE: corn on the cob , corn on your nob , cornball , cornhole , food , government , i love corn , mmmm , sexy

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Wheeler Farms, near Toledo, Ohio, created a Sarah Palin corn maze in a 16-acre field. As you can see, it looks like a pretty shitty maze. Sadly, that didn't stop me from getting lost and circling her lapel for two hours.

A face from ears: Palin is carved into cornfield [boston]

Thanks to Richard, who would look devilishly handsome as a corn maze.

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