This is a video of Youtuber MrLaduj1 testing the durability of a Durex condom by blowing one up with Coke and Mentos. Who knew condoms could stretch so far? I did. *wink* Get it? Because my pecker's so giant. That's a lie though, I got it stuck inside a thimble once and ha... / Continue →

These are a bunch of brand slogans that, when presented on condom wrappers (not unlike the ones I find all over the sidewalk when I'm walking the dogs) suddenly become double entendres. Magical, I know. Inevitable follow-ups: Pork. The Other White Meat. -- National Pork ... / Continue →

The JustinCase (I see what you did there, I'm JustinOtsure how I feel about it) is an iPhone case with a special slide compartment made for a single, ultra-thin condom. Because if there's one thing an Apple fanboy needs, it's a single, ultra-thin condom. HIYO, skinny wieners ... / Continue →

So apparently Warner Bros. is suing the Swiss manufacturer of 'Harry Popper' condoms for copyright infringement because the name's too similar to Harry Potter's. Personally, I don't see it. Wiener magic! Per questionable Google translation: The lawyer of the film Giant, "Ev... / Continue →

This is a box of Streetfighter condoms. Except there's no way they're actually a licensed product and not just a bunch of worn ankle socks in a box. Regardless, this guy uses them exclusively. Fresh from an Asian country that has no respect for intellectual property laws (si... / Continue →

This is a box of Game Boy themed wiener wrappers designed by artist/illustrator Ben Marsh. Each paper Game Boy comes filled with six cartridge-condoms to help prevent the spread of disease and crying babies. The handheld-themed packaging contains six pleasurable varieties of ... / Continue →

No it's not either. It's like having a two-inch glowworm that never turns into a butterfly no matter how many times you wrap it in a toilet paper chrysalis and sing Circle of Life. NIGHT LIGHT [verydemotivational] Thanks to Nathan, whose member often gets mistaken for a glow... / Continue →

This is allegedly a Darth Vader condom from France. It looks like a Photoshop job but it's cute regardless because the message reads, "I will not be your father!" At least that's supposedly what it says, I don't speak French. It could read, "We poked a bunch of holes in the ... / Continue →

New York City ran a contest to design a new logo for the free condoms it distributes every year, and apparently some guy won by just using the 'power' symbol and not actually designing anything himself. Nice, you no talent hack. The city's health department distributes 40 mil... / Continue →

Want a pillow that looks like a giant condom wrapper? Who doesn't? Handcrafted and silk screened by Etsy seller LittleElk, each $35 pillow actually comes with a little pocket for holding normal-size pecker protectors (or, in your case, XS). Just wait till you bring a woman h... / Continue →