This is a computer graphics clash between the forces of Star Wars and Star Trek in and above San Francisco. Who wins? I'm not saying, that would be a spoiler. I'm joking, the video's called 'Death Star Destroys Enterprise'. It's a special extended re-release of this crappie... / Continue →

This is a gameplay teaser trailer for the Spring, 2013 release of Crysis 3. Not gonna like, the graphics look pretty intense. Like, SEIZURE intense. "You gonna play it, GW?" Ha, am I gonna play it. F*** NO -- my piece of shit computer crashed just trying to play the Youtub... / Continue →

This is the Wacom 'Inkling' ($200, mid next month), a special receiver and pressure sensitive ink pen that records your actual drawings for digital import and computer manipulation AS EITHER BITMAP OR VECTOR GRAPHIX!!!11 Some people might say it's magic, and those people would... / Continue →

Sweet rocks bro. This is an 8-minute video of Euclideon CEO Bruce Robert Dell (NOT Bruce Wayne Acer) explaining his company's 'Unlimited Detail Real-Time Rendering Technology', that's allegedly 100,000x more detailed than current polygon-based computer graphics. According to ... / Continue →

This is a 1:00 commercial for kitchen sinks or something made by Alex Roman entirely with computer graphics. I know you want to believe it's real, but it's not, just like the SPOILER ALERT!: tooth fairy. Under-the-bed goblins are real though, and they will grope you in your ... / Continue →

This is a video of somebody dressed up like a Stormtrooper and dancing around to Mint Royale's 'Singing In The Rain'. Then two mini stormtroopers drop from the ceiling and join in on the rug-cutting. Did I mention R2-D2 makes a couple cameos? Because that shit happens. What... / Continue →

First he steals all the copper pipe out of my grandparents' house, now he's stealing extra dimensions! WTF, MARIO?! You have an invincibility star addiction we don't know about? Haha, what do you mean you're depressed? It doesn't have anything to do with me and the Princess... / Continue →

Ever wonder what Hello Kitty would look like as a Star Wars character? Me neither, but now we know (thanks to illustrator Joseph Senior) without even having to waste any time wondering beforehand. I swear, the world works in mysterious ways sometimes. I'm talking plate tecto... / Continue →

The world would be an awesomer place, that's what. I might even appear handsome for once. And by handsome I obviously mean invisible and hunched in a corner of the women's locker room. Hey -- if you're gonna dream, dream big (last night I dreamed I had sex with a mermaid and... / Continue →

Note: Click HERE for the high-res version so you can see all the parts. You know you're curious about the anus, don't even lie! Ever wonder what a Golfish cracker looks like on the inside? Well now you know. And knowing is half the battle something I often wish I didn't. T... / Continue →