"Each of you needs to be willing to die. Anything less...and you're already dead." Mass Effect 3: it's coming out Tuesday, and I will be playing it. THAT DAY. I don't care if I end up alienating(!) every single one of my crewmates and wind up masturbating in the captain's q... / Continue →

So Blizzard has teamed up with themed board game manufacturer USAopoly to make a World of Warcraft version of Monopoly ($40) and Starcraft version of RISK ($50) due out this summer. Because God forbid you can't get your Warcraft fix when the power goes out. Me? I like to pre... / Continue →

Spotted at a recent toy fair or something (I'm a great reporter) these Max Factory/Figma action figures are scheduled for release later this year. There will be a non-poseable Samus Aran Zero Suit model, a fully poseable Samus Aran in her regular armor, and a fully poseable Li... / Continue →

You know that Call of Doodle franchise that's insanely popular with both you AND the name-calling 12-year olds? Well this is the reveal trailer for the upcoming November 8th release of Modern Warfare 3. Not gonna lie, it looks pretty good. Of course, they say the grass is al... / Continue →

So apparently ♫ Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nickelodeon ♫ is rolling out a new TMNT cartoon next year and this is the first look of the re-imagined turtles. As you can see, they have some of the stupidest-looking anime eyes I've ever seen. And that's saying a ... / Continue →

This is another teaser trailer for the new Mortal Kombat game (the ninth in the series for those of you not keeping track) dropping early next year. This video tells the story of Scorpion, who, after Raiden, is the second coolest character in the franchise (Frost is third). D... / Continue →

Because there's nothing sacred in marketing but the bottom line, Marvel will be releasing variant mash-up covers on a number of upcoming comics to really force-feed 'Tron: Legacy' down your gullet. Dammit Disney, at least pre-chew it for me first. These variant covers, create... / Continue →

LEGO is releasing a 2,504 piece Star Wars Imperial Shuttle this September for $260. For reference, that's four days' pay for me (plus two after-hour HJ's). This beast is bigger than my old model, at 28 inches tall (71 centimeters) and 22 inches wide (57 centimeters) when th... / Continue →

That's right, Star Wars fans, Hasbro is releasing a whole bunch of new Star Wars toys this year, including this 24" AT-AT. It'll set you back around $100. Unless you steal it. Then, depending on whether you use a weapon and have any prior convictions, it could cost upwards o... / Continue →

Been praying night and day for an RC Millennium Falcon roflcopter thingy? Well God must love you, my friend, because that shit's coming this fall. For $50. From Hasbro -- and here comes my left blow, cause I'm the E-A-Z-Y-G and this is the season to let the real muthaf***in'... / Continue →