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  • October 30, 2014
    These are the Space Odyssey Plush Shuttle Slippers available from ThinkGeek ($20). They're one size fits most adults, and look like little space shuttles. This is space shuttle Discovery to Refrigerator Base, request permission to dock for a midnight snack, over. You ever dr... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2014
    This is the giant skull chair made and sold by Etsy shop Chic Sin Design. It costs $420 (blaze it! Do it now!). The head actually hinges at the jaw, and you can sit in the lower jaw with the rest of the skull as back support. An inflatable exercise ball gives the skull its s... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    What's that, Lassie? Timmy got beamed back with his penis for an arm?! This is the Star Trek Captain's Chair Pet Bed available from ThinkGeek ($80). It's a dog bed that looks like the captain's chair from Star Trek. But way plusher. I slept in a dog's bed once when I got d... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2013
    Starscream, everybody's third favorite Transformer, is now available in hoodie form from 80'sTees. The moderately priced $60 hoodie even creates a pair of wings when you raise your arms. Rumor has it if you jump off something three stories or higher you can actually fly! "Yo... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2013
    This is the Glow-in-the-Dark White Rockets Flannel Bedding available from Garnet Hill. You can get pillow cases, bed sets and comforter covers with the design. The prices seem reasonable. The only thing unreasonable is they don't make them in a king or I would have already o... / Continue →
  • October 4, 2013
    This is the giant Captain Picard quilt sewn by Candy Coated Quilts (those sound sticky). Can you think of anything better than waking up to the giant face of Captain Picard staring back at you? "Tons of things." Well sure, but it still beats the hell out of a dog or cat's @$... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2013
    These are the $25 Building Block Slippers available from ThinkGeek. Why aren't they LEGO slippers? Because why pay for licensing rights when you don't have to? That's like throwing money into the fountain at the mall. None of my wishes are gonna come true, and afterwards I w... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2013
    Because there is literally no end to some Japanese men's perversion, this is a series of full-body pillow covers of video game character Super Sonico that come with gel inserts to give her 3-D squeezable ass and boobs. Laugh so you don't cry, GW, laugh so you don't cry. Hit t... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2013
    This is the ComfyBreasts Relaxation System. It's a full body pillow with a hollowed out section to rest your breasts in and relieve pressure on them. Because remember ladies: a comfy tit is a happy tit. Also: a boob in the hand is worth over a dozen in the bush. The ComfyBre... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2013
    This is a line of officially licensed Star Trek footed pajama onsies from Jumpin' Jammerz, which I'm going to go ahead and assume was named in the 90's. You can pick from command gold, engineering (aka 'deathwish') red, or engineering blue, and each one will set you back $65. ... / Continue →