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  • December 10, 2014
    These are the beautifully crafted soaps made by Etsy seller RockHoundSoap. Each $5.25 - $7 soap is designed to look like a specific type of geode or crystal. You know, my sophomore year in college I thought about switching my major from BIT (business information technology) t... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2014
    This is the 3-D printable t-rex skull shower head design created by MakerBot Thingiverse user JMSchwartz11. You can download the model to print your own for free HERE (it comes in both narrow and wide-spray models) Pretty awesome right? Plus I think we can all agree it makes ... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2014
    This is Bilbo's Bath and Shire Gel. Shire, get it? If you don't you might be having a stroke. The ironic thing about this is that Hobbits rarely bathe. They all smell like a shit in the sun on the hottest day of summer. Fact: Gandalf actually faked his death with the Balro... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2014
    Finally, some decent Happy Birthday and wedding themed ass-wiping paper! This is the $250/roll gold foil embossed toilet paper produced by German manufacturer Tissue Design (previously: $1.3-million a roll 22-karat gold toilet paper -- this is the pauper's version). It's not ... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2014
    These are the glow-in-the-dark radioactive element soaps made and sold by scientific supply company United Nuclear. You can buy them separately for $7.50 apiece or get all three for $19. You should buy one and scrub your privates with it real good then ask your girlfriend if... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2014
    A French company has developed a toothbrush that connects to your smartphone ($100 - $200) so you can pretend like you're going to take better care of your teeth even though your commitment, at best, will last less than a week. This is not the toothbrush here, this is one I fo... / Continue →
  • December 2, 2013
    This is the Doctor Who TARDIS Shower Curtain available from ThinkGeek ($30). I just bought one. Is it gonna make my shower bigger on the inside? Nope, but it is gonna make it colder since now I don't have enough to pay the gas bill. I'm pretty sure I willed this thing into... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2013
    This is the $55,000 *spit-takes blood* Yin Yang Couple's Bath bathtub. It's actually two separate tubs so you and a lover can bathe together, but without them poking you with their disgusting little toes. It's perfect for failing marriages that haven't quite progressed to sle... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2013
    This is the $1,376,900 AUD (~$1,300,000 US) roll of 22-karat gold toilet paper sold by the Toilet Paper Man in Australia. You think the Toilet Paper Man always wanted to be the Toilet Paper Man when he was growing up? "I'm gonna be up in everyone's asses!" he probably told ki... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2013
    This is the $4 Jawa sandcrawler soap made and sold by Geeksoap. Each 2.5oz crawler is made with 100% all natural and vegan ingredients and smells like the "sunny scent of endless Tatooine sand dunes." Admittedly, a handful of these would look great on the counter of my beach-... / Continue →