This a Barbie modded with clay and painted by the Introverted Wife to look like a female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect. Now, I know what you're thinking: "I could do sooooo much better." But that's just because you're a rude @$$hole. I thought Shepard is looking pretty... / Continue →

This is a pair of Mario Piranha Plant earrings from Etsy seller Lizglizz (not to be confused with Les Glass, the patriarch of J.D. Salinger's fictional Glass family. I know -- I was lost for a second too). They look like they're biting your lobes, but they're really not -- th... / Continue →

If it's anything like Peeps ass, I'm in for a treat! Note: Worthwhile high-res version with four pics HERE. This is the Michelin Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (of Ghostbusters fame, derder!) stuck between a rock and a hard place piece of chocolate and graham cracker. Unfortunate... / Continue →

Geekologie loyalist Mark went and made an iPhone out of Placticine modeling clay. Now I know what you're thinking, and I agree -- JUST LIKE THE REAL THING! Granted, people have already made iPhones out of all sorts of stuff, but, quite frankly, those people don't read Geekolo... / Continue →