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  • December 25, 2009
    Despite what your parents tell their therapists, you must have been good this year because Santa sent me this Zelda/Link upskirt to share with you. So, yeah, [insert joke about seeing her Triforce here]. Also, [something something Master Sword]. Hyrule Upskirts=Awesome [hawt... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2009
    This is a little gallery of nativity scenes with characters and situations I don't remember reading in the bible. But maybe that's because I read the King James version and IT WAS EDITED. You know that song, 'We Three Kings'? It was originally written, 'We Three Kings and Ou... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2009
    Just look at that cute little devil wrapped up all tight in his egg! It's like he's a little present himself -- all he needs is a bow! Show your strictly platonic dino-love this holiday season with this $14 Brachiosaurus hatchling ornament from the Big Bad Toy Store. They ma... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2009
    Because I'm just as bad as Verizon, here's a Christmas ornament flask. It's pretty genius and I'm committing to covering my tree with nothing but them. No twinkly lights, no angel topper, just a shit-ton of booze. High-five, Santa! You fat bastard. Cleverly disguised like ... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2009
    Some bride, in a bid to be the classiest bride of all classy times, had a dress made with 300 LEDs sewn into the bottom poofy part. And let me tell you, the applause when she turns it on during her first dance is deafening. And how about that song from Armageddon? I'm not su... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2009
    Kathy White hit her five-month old miniature Sheltie, Ozzy, in the head with a Wiimote when she was bowling with her daughter. Note: she didn't actually throw the remote, she was still holding it. "We had just got the Wii for Christmas," explained owner Kathy White, "so we we... / Continue →