Remember Little Golden Books? Those things were awesome and the perfect length for an afternoon potty sesh. Now? Now I sit there in pain for like an hour asking myself why the hell I eat the things I do. Animator Joebot has created a small series of video games (Bioshock, ... / Continue →

Remember the first "Mr. Wizard's a dick" supercut? WELL HERE'S ANOTHER ONE. This one features what is arguably the the best Mr. Wizard line of all time though: "You know you can do this at home yourself -- you don't need to come over to my house to do it." I tell my friends... / Continue →

This is a shot of two dudes spotted cosplaying as Bert and Ernie at Dracon*Con by Redditor ProbableCause. They're f***ing terrifying. Like, definitely not the type of guys you'd feel comfortable watching take a bubble-bath together. Chris Hemsworth and Ryan Gosling? Those t... / Continue →

This is a three-minute supercut of my childhood idol Mr. Wizard being rude to children. Except not really, they're just all out of context. Say you walked into the middle of a conversation and all you heard was "the second biggest penis I've ever seen." Like, you don't know ... / Continue →

This is a conceptual Danger Mouse movie poster created by Geekologie Reader and DeviantARTist Daz Tibbles (NOT Tigo Bitties). Danger Mouse will always hold a special place in my coal-black, crusty-ass heart because my brother and I used to watch the shit out of it growing up. ... / Continue →

Bert, one-half of everyone's favorite homosexual Muppet couple (sorry, crotchety old bickering guys!) is seen here in a little too life-like silicon sculpture by artist and Effects Studio member Nacho (you're useless without cheese!). As you can see, he has a face that would s... / Continue →

Hey you -- girl on the right. Less rainbow scarf, more lightsaber. Because there's nothing a little Force can't teach, a school is opening in Chile to learn children the way of the Jedi, alongside some Taekwondo and yoga for good measure. *searching for online enrollment* D... / Continue →

Bootyful, get it?! Me neither, my dogs told me to type it or they'd pee on my favorite rug AND THEN THE WHOLE ROOM WOULD COME UNRAVELED. Lebowski reference -- count it. This is a pirate-themed bedroom designed for a six-year old who may or may yes be spoiled rotten. It can ... / Continue →

That's right folks, today, February 21st, 2011 marks the 25th anniversary of everybody's favorite video game franchise. "Not mine, I hate those games." OH YEAH WELL I HATE YOUR FACE SO THERE. Such a f***ing Ganon. Including the original game's release on the Famicom Disk S... / Continue →

Note: Full-size shot HERE in case you're looking for a new wallpaper. So apparently a revamped Thundercats is coming back to television, and let me tell you: Lion-O looks like some sort of confused emo-anime caricature of his former self. Battle Cat will never let you ride hi... / Continue →