Because who wants to waste precious time unwrapping a burger when you could be pumping that meat down your gullet, Brazilian fast food chain Bob's has rolled out edible burger wrappers as part of their "You can't control yourself" marketing campaign. *burps so hard pickles com... / Continue →

So you remember the "reporter" (I suspect he's just a foodie with a video camera) who tried the Burger King 1,050-bacon slice challenge? Well he's back, this time with a 1,000 cheese-slice challenge totaling a death-defying 45,661 calories. Does he win? Are you out of f***in... / Continue →

Because why BBQ when there's so much fast food to be eaten, Carl's Jr. is running a promotion on the 4th of July that if you show up to one of their restaurants dressed as Spider-Man, you get a free Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger. No word if just wearing a red shirt with 'S-Man'... / Continue →

Because what good is living if you can't eat a cheeseburger-crust pizza every once in awhile, Pizza Hut chains in the Middle East are selling both cheeseburger and chicken tender 'Crown Crust' pizzas, presumably because Middle Easterners love the idea of crowns and Pizza Hut is... / Continue →

This is a line of limited edition cheeseburgers being rolled out by European burger franchise Quick to celebrate the release of Star Wars Episode 1 in 3-D. I hope George chokes on one. As you can see, the Darth Vader version has a black bun, the Darth Maul a red bun, and the ... / Continue →

This is a recirculating ketchup fountain, not unlike the recirculating nacho cheese fountain we featured that somebody was classy enough to construct for their wedding. Now I know what you're thinking, "but why couldn't it be ranch?!" And that's because you're fat. Move Ove... / Continue →

This is a short 30-second commercial for Hardees/Carl's Jr. explaining why robots have no place in food production. And if you think it doesn't somehow involve laser-shooting eyeballs, you're wrong. Now I haven't been to Hardees in a long time but I'm about to run out right n... / Continue →

The Stuffed Hamburger Press molds two hamburger patties into concave 'bowls' so you can put a shit-ton more cheese and bacon inside before sealing them together and tripling your caloric intake. Unfortunately, it only costs $12 so I bought one and a backup. You think anybody'... / Continue →

A footlong cheeseburger for $4. You can't beat that with a stick hardened artery! I mean you could, but that would be f***ing disgusting and you better believe I'd scream like a little girl if I saw you do it. Carl's Jr. simply couldn't sit still too long while KFC hopped in... / Continue →

In honor of celebrating America's independence yesterday and my being released from jail without having to spend the entire night (4 AM), here's a pizza made the American way. What's the American way? Try two McDonalds cheeseburgers, an order of nuggets and a box of fries, al... / Continue →