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  • Rules Of The Most Complicated Board Game Ever
    May 15, 2013
    This is a video from Rhett and Link (whose honest mobile home commercial is a classic that I watch bi-weekly) explaining the rules of 'Risky Settlers, Knights and Allies of the Lords of Dominion of Earth, Pandemic Edition'. It's a jocular take on the difficulty of learning the... / Continue →
  • The Editable 'Print A Cheat-Sheet On An Aquafina Bottle Label And Ace Your Test' Website
    April 24, 2013
    Note: The Geekologie Writer does not condone cheating (on tests OR lovers) and managed to make his way through high school, undergrad, and a master's degree and he's dumb as shit so come on, if he can do it, so can you. Sure I failed the hell out of some tests, but you know wh... / Continue →
  • Contact Lenses With See-Through Texting Screens
    December 12, 2012
    Because what good is wearing contacts if a friend can't text a 8===D directly onto your eyeball, scientists at Ghent University are hard at work developing contact lenses with curved LCD displays in them. No word if they'll be blink powered or fry your eyeballs if you cry, but... / Continue →
  • That's Long: Student Caught With 35-Foot Cheat Sheet
    June 15, 2012
    Because what good is a cheat sheet if it's not the length of a school bus, some cheater in Kazakhstan was caught with this 35-footer WITH OVER 25,000 FACTS PRINTED ON IT during a university entrance exam. Obviously, he won't be entering that university and will be forced to jo... / Continue →
  • You Kind Of Cheated: Stuntman Becomes First Skydiver To (Purposefully) Jump And Land With No Parachute
    May 23, 2012
    Stuntman (or possibly just tired-of-living man) Gary Connery became the first person to purposefully jump out of a helicopter at 2,400-feet with no parachute and survive. Gary dove with a modified wingsuit and crash-landing into a giant pile of boxes, which, as far as I'm conc... / Continue →
  • That's No Fun!: Guy Beats Ocarina Of Time In 23-Minutes
    April 16, 2012
    This is a butt-ass quality video (240p, picture above not related) of a guy beating The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time in 23-minutes thanks to a recently discovered glitch. What the -- why anybody would want to make the game go by any faster is a mystery to me. Man, I want... / Continue →
  • Outerspace Real Estate: Mass Effect Monopoly Set
    January 4, 2012
    Inspired by this Fallout 3 Monopoly set, DeviantARTist TommyFilth (take a f***ing bath!) went and created this Mass Effect version. As you can see, it would be infinitely funner to play than regular Monopoly, and at least 2x as fun as the novelty version modeled after your hom... / Continue →
  • Man Busts Cheating Wife Using iPhone's 'Find My Friends' App
    October 17, 2011
    Don't lie -- you don't hate the meat packing! A New Yorker is filing for divorce after verifying his wife was cheating on him and not where she said she was by checking her location using the iPhone's new 'Find my Friends' app. Wait -- there's a 'Find my Friends' app?! *runn... / Continue →
  • DU-DU-DU-DUMB: Digital Monopoly Game
    February 11, 2011
    Monopoly: we've all cheated at it. Whether it's stealing a couple extra $100's from the bank, insisting you're allowed to put four hotels on a property, or accepting sexual favors for rent, we've all been there. Hopefully not on family game night. Enter the new, digital Mono... / Continue →
  • We Didn't Have That When I Was A Kid!: WoW In-Game Support Helps With Homework Now?
    February 9, 2011
    This is allegedly an actual screenshot from a kid who sent the World of Warcraft in-game customer support a calculus problem he needed to finish before he could get his game on (but you were already playing!), and the response he received. Now I failed the everliving shit out ... / Continue →