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  • Questionable: The $500 'Optimal Posture' Office Chair
    February 27, 2013
    If there's anything I learned growing up a southern belle in Alabama, it's posture is important. If you don't have good posture you'll get zero gentlemen callers and just wait by the phone at night praying for a suitor to ring while your parents sit by the phonograph whisperin... / Continue →
  • It's Eating Meeeee: Giant Monster Mouth Inspired Chair
    January 23, 2013
    This is the Moyee Monster Chair created by designer Jason Goh. It's based on a lie his grandmother use to tell him to get him to stop playing with his food. Ha -- being lied to by your family: it's inspirational. ...when designer Jason Goh would play with his food as a child... / Continue →
  • How About A Faceful Of Ass?: Darth Vader Patio Chair
    July 16, 2012
    Remember GotWood Workshop's custom stormtrooper head chair? Well they're back with a Vader one. And let me tell you, this guy is gonna be heavy-breathing right down your buttcrack. NOT-SO-FUN FACT: there are people in the world who are into that. Like, that is their THING. ... / Continue →
  • So It's Come To This: Marvel-Licensed Leather Chairs
    April 20, 2012
    This is a series of faux-leather gaming chairs from DreamSeat (pfft -- my dreamseat is the captain's chair of a spaceship) with licensed Marvel character back graphics. Per copy/pasted product description because it's Friday afternoon and I went out drinking last night because... / Continue →
  • That Looks Dangerous: 'Beautiful Mess' Chair
    October 19, 2011
    This the the Beautiful Mess chair. I know it looks like something treasure hunters hauled up from a shipwreck, but it's not -- it's a chair. It's made out of rubber or something and kind of unravels to form a lounger (picture of transformation after the jump). As awkward as ... / Continue →
  • Inception Chair Within A Chair Within A Chair...
    May 19, 2011
    I wasn't allowed to watch Inception (NOT Conception, which is how you were accidentally made) because my mom said it would be far too complicated for me to understand and might make me unstable, but I did like the previews they showed on TV. I'm also into skin-care commercials... / Continue →
  • #*$%in' Magic Chairs, How Do They Work?
    May 4, 2011
    This is a seemingly magical chair created by Peter Bristol appropriately titled the 'Cut Chair'. At first glance your head might explode as to how it stands but, SPOILER: on one leg -- not unlike performing the flamingo on a lova. The only one that's actually a full leg is at... / Continue →
  • Pocket Chair: The Travel-Size Folding Chair That Fits In A (Giant-Ass Cargo) Pocket
    April 20, 2011
    Seen here blowing a load he's so f***ing happy about his purchase, Pocket Chair owner Steve P. shows off his choice of travel butt-rest. The ground? Please, that shit's for peasants! The Pocket Chair is a real $15 product that can allegedly support 250lbs before disappearing... / Continue →
  • 'Spring Wood', The Flexible Wooden Chair
    January 7, 2011
    When you think wood, what comes to mind? Morning? Congratulations, you're a pervert. Your sad little AM boners aside, this is a wooden chair that's been cut to flex when a person sits on it. Mmmm, sitting: second only to lying down in my book! Dezeen says each chair has 4... / Continue →
  • Lazy Like Me!: The Snorlax Beanbag Chair
    January 6, 2011
    Now I'm not allowed to play the Pokémons because it's an irrefutable gateway to Satanism, but one time I watched a friend play over his shoulder (while I nonchalantly rubbed my genitals on his back), and I've got to admit: Snorlax is by far my favorite character. For one, he'... / Continue →