According to security software giant McAfee, Emma Watson is the most dangerous celebrity to search for online, with a one-in-eight chance of landing on a malware site while looking for pictures of her face Photoshopped on some other chick's naked body. My God we need to get yo... / Continue →

Researchers at Dartmouth College have developed a metric to apply to altered images to address how much Photoshopping a picture has undergone, in an effort to provide more truth in advertising and prevent unhealthy body image issues. Hey, I'm 5'4", 240-lbs and cool with that. ... / Continue →

Sweet urn-clock bro. So apparently Harrison Ford (best known for his role in the made-for-TV 'Dynasty' movie) is starring in a series of Japanese commercials for Uncharted 3. And this is him playing the game for seven minutes. It's pretty boring. The video, not the game. I... / Continue →

I'm digging the parachute shorts/tights combo, bro. Seen here struttin' that ass at a Renaissance Festival, Shakespeare (personally, I shake a trident) nonchalantly carries his pipe behind a row of porta-potties to get a fix. Aaaaaaand now a group of nutjobs want to dig up an... / Continue →

This is a short commercial for the Nintendo 3DS release of 'Ocarina of Time' starring Robin Williams and his daughter Zelda, WHO READS GEEKOLOGIE and was named after Princess Zelda in 1989 after only the first two games had come out. Thankfully, he'd only played the first at ... / Continue →

Having trouble with the paparazzi? I can tell, your "I'm kind of a big deal" t-shirt gave it away. Kidding, but it is giving way to your stomach and your belly button's staring at me. I said make it stop! Anyway, paparazzi censor-bar sunglasses: now you'll never be able to ... / Continue →

Note: Full-size version HERE. I did Photoshop the image to include all the interesting products on one page, but I didn't add any that weren't actually there. So basically people that bought a Miley Cyrus love doll are exactly like you. Pfft, the Dragon Age strategy guide -... / Continue →

I don't typically cover celebrities because that's not my job, but they don't usually wear shit made out of LEGO either. So here's Fergie looking suspiciously like she colored her eyes with Magic Marker at Nickelodeon's 24th Annual Kids' Choice (Pokémon, I Choose You!) Awards... / Continue →

Steve Buscemi, best known for reminding everyone of the creepy uncle they don't feel comfortable being left alone with, is one interesting looking fellow. And by interesting I mean not attractive. If he were a children's story he would be 'The Ugly Duckling'. But instead of ... / Continue →

Want to know how tall you are compared to a particular celebrity? Look them up on IMDB. Alternatively, get a 'Who Tall Are You' mirror. It's a mirror with famous peoples' names printed at their respective heights. I'm 1.5 Danny Devitos! Kidding, that would make me a m7.5' ... / Continue →