Oct 2 2008 Vader And Crony Spotted On Google Maps

Darth Vader and a very special Stormtrooper were recently spotted outside the Mann Chinese Theater on Hollywood Boulevard via Google Maps Street View. Now I hate to start wild speculation on what they went to see, but I have a sneaking suspicion it was a romantic comedy -- and quite possibly My Best Friend's Girl.

LOL: Darth Vader Spotted on Google Maps Street View [slashfilm]

Thanks to ray, who claims Vader tried to pull the old penis in the popcorn trick.

Sep 10 2008 Verizon Technician Busted For Making $220K In Phone Sex Calls Using Customer's Lines

A Verizon technician, whose name I won't mention (Joseph Vaccarelli, 45, of Nutley, New Jersey) managed to tap into the land lines of over 950 customers and make 45,000 minutes of phone sex calls.

Verizon estimated that out of a 40-week period, Vaccarelli spent 15 weeks talking on 900 chat lines, authorities alleged. Of the 15 weeks, 14 were spent on lines with men pretending to be women.

Holy hellfire, shit, and brimstone, somebody buy this guy a freaking hooker already.

Verizon Tech Accused Of Making $220K In Sex Calls [wcbstv]

Thanks to Mark, who once used a descrambler to see a boob on Cinemax.